No, just no.
No, just no.
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No, no, no, fuck NO!
Maybe there is hope for my idea to combine Dexter and Sons of Anarchy when we find out that Jax didn't really crash into that truck but actually faked his own death and also moved to Washington to become a lumberjack. Of course then they meet, compare notes and realize that they are two of the world's most prolific serial killers and decide to team up and kill a bunch of people for reasons that are unclear. Perhaps there could also be a subplot where their children wind up in the same foster home and have their own baby murder spree.
nope, i couldnt bring myself to watch the final season, i sure as fuck wont be checking this out
Only if they bring back Yvonne...
...and she agrees to go nude
Did the writer of this article not watch the final episode or has he taken something that erased it from his memory? If so, what is it and where can I get some?...any future Dexter would require the participation of Michael C. Hall (and likely Jennifer Carpenter, who seemed ready to leave Dexter behind during her appearance at the Limitless panel).
Well the creator is quoted as saying he doesn't want to continue the old show and would want to do a new concept and configuration, whatever that means... So maybe that's why he wants Jennifer Carpenter back?
One day I hope to be as attractive and well spoken as Tuco!
Maybe it'll surprise us and not suck. Worst case scenario I stop watching after a few episodes.
I can't wait for the foh rants about this if it turns into reality. I liked dexter for a long time but it really became smeared shit in the end. I very much enjoyed the scene where he killed Deb's killer though, and both officers watching the footage just said "yup, self defense no problem"
I could go for some more Doak's flashbacks, ya fuckin weirdo!
"Maria, we talked about this, it'd make you a liar and me look like a whiny bitch which is good for nobody."
As bad as Dexter got the last 3 seasons, this is one of the great moments in television history.
I know I'm in the minority, but I actually liked the Lumen season. Seasons 6, 7, and 8 though, were pure garbage.
Weird. I remember him running away after he killed Doakes.
Seriously though, we were spoiled. Rome, Deadwood, BSG, Dexter, and many others. Dexter season 1-2 were pure genius.
So long as they don't decide to be more faithful to the books... Those go downhill much faster than the show. Jeff Lindsay really lucked out on having Showtime get interested in making a show after his first book, because no sane executive would've after the third. Shit gets crazy stupid (eg Dexter's "dark passenger" turns out to be the offspring of an elder god).
The only place left to go is Dexter as a full on sociopath murderer that doesn't give a fuck about pretending to be normal any more until one day he remembers that he could be BONING YVONNE STRAVOSKSISDKY FIVE TIMES A DAY INSTEAD OF BEING A GODDAMN DUMBASS.
Lol besides Dexter being a lumberjack, I cannot even remember how it ended. . It must have been so bad my memory blocked it out just like the time Bisi touched me in the bad place.
He first stole Terry Schiavo from the hospital and dumped her in the ocean during a hurricane.
Or you can pretend he left Miami with a hot and crazy blonde that will ride his cock dry every day while his son plays in traffic.
Jennifer Carpenter was a weak point in the show and not required at all to continue.
I found the Lumen season incredibly boring. I haven't even watched any of the seasons after that and can't imagine how it supposedly gets a whole lot worse
Dude. It gets way worse. Just fucking awful.
the show fell irreparably apart as soon as deb discovered dexter killing that guy in the church, oh and having her get all horndogs for dexter.
But they just hit the reset button instead. And then decided that since their audience was cheering for a psychotic serial killer, they'd probably be fine with some nonsensical incest tossed in as well.
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