no you fucking moron its SKWERT
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Pretty small sample size for that study. Squirt might be pee but I wouldn't base thinking so on a study of 7 women.
Been telling idiots who are in to videos where the bitch is blasting a geyser across the room for years that it's fucking pee for years.
Give up the ghost. It's pee. You love pee. You want women to pee all over you. Embrace your fetish.
Comments on that article are priceless. Squirtpee deniers sound exactly like climate change deniers. "I don't care what the science says!"
Not my thing anyway
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So you're arguing something that has nothing to do with this? From the article
It's all about that mythical giant porn "squirt" blast.They gave pelvic ultrasound scans to seven women who previously reported emitting about a cup full of liquid (!) when they had sex.
Embrace your pee fetish. Cytherea is awesome, nothing wrong with it.
Ok I missed the line that said it's scope was limited to women playing Old Faithful. In that case, I concur Dr. Grimm.
I think the women knew it all along. They were like "So you want me to act like the fake sex machine sluts you jack off to on the internet? Well piss on you then."
Well when I asked her if she had just peed on me she said no. And I believe her ok?!
Sometimes when I cum, brown stuff comes out of my butt. My girl calls it oozing.
Is this "oozing" in the aftermath of a pegging session?
But is it a fair and balanced question
I told you guys sex was gross. You didn't believe me.
i figured when it seems the majority of these squirters were asian women that its either some kind of evolutional anomaly or its some weird jap pee fetish. yeah its pee.
I've just never understood where people think it comes from if it's not pee. Where is the gland? What is creating the ejection force? Because you're looking at a lot of force. So much that men dedicate some actual anatomy real-estate to the function.
The simplest explanation is that it's the bladder and the muscles which control it that is creating the force, and there is no gland. The fluid is not a discrete magical occurance manufactured specially deep in the hidden recesses of the vagina... it is comprised of fluids which are already present in quantity.
Pee and mucous. There is no shame in enjoying it.
TIL my college mattress was basted in pee on a regular basis.
Good news: if you've never been with a squirter you can just ask any girl to pee while you're having sex?
I've never been with a squirter, but I've been with women who got so wet that I just know she peed on me at some point and either didn't realize it or didn't want to admit it.
And that's not the kind of thing that you confront a woman about when you're still tied to the bedposts.
The pee is not gross though, and it's not typical pee. It's completely clear and has no smell. It's like these women completely overhydrate themselves and that's the reason they pee when they orgasm. It's fun the first one or two times. After that though it's just fucking annoying.
Well, now I can say I have drank pee and prostate discharge.
Not sure if I buy it or not. I mean on the one hand, chicks in porn who are spraying all over the room, obviously it's fake (piss or some other method, fuck if I know). On the other hand, I was hooking up with a girl from work when I was younger, she left giant wet patches wherever we fucked, but there was no odor at all, the liquid was clear and didn't spray (in fact I didn't notice it at all until I first saw the wet patch) and it would happen every time she came. Either she had a magical endless bladder of colorless/odorless piss, or it was something else. Don't really care either way tbh - it was hot, but only in the "wow she really got into that" sense.
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if you drink a lot of liquids , you notice that the more frequent your bathroom trips become, the more your pee looks like straight up water. i drink about 3 liters of water every day and can attest to that.
I drink 4 liters a day. Piss is clear other than first thing in the morning and maybe after a vitamin. I honestly thought the people saying it wasnt piss were trolling. When I was in high school I asked my girlfriend why she always took a piss before we had sex. She said if she doesn't, when she has an orgasm sometimes she loses control of her bladder or it at least feels like she might piss all over me, and so it ruined the moment for her. Since then, pretty much every girl I've had sex with takes a piss before we bang. Mystery solved. Its piss.
A lot of girls think their shit don't stink, but for some it's the pee apparently...
i cant believe this thread has such an even headed discussion. its like we can put all our differences aside when it comes to pussy and its seemingly mysterious workings. hoo-ra
when you drink 4 liters a day, you definitely see the inside of the rest room a half dozen times a day.
The good news is I liked piss before this study came out so it's win-win for me.
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It doesn't taste like pee.
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What self respecting gay man wouldn't want pee in his butt? Read some Ginsberg!
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If you're going to have a dick up there, might as well ask him to clean the place up too.
Now you guys are understanding!
You do have to go down a little bit, but, it's all about learning to relax. Once you do it the first time, it becomes super easy to do it the next times.
Seriously, I'd love to be able to master that technique. Not even just for sex, pissing through morning wood would be nice.
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Kuriin has already explained that he leaves the dick in there for the night afterwards. It only makes sense that you're going to have to piss sooner or later.
Do llamas squirt?
When I have a hard on, I stand about 3-4 feet back and do a flat back.
I'm surprised they don't have The Shower given the creepy admissions of so many people who piss in the shower in that other thread way back.
Who was the fat dude who admitted he shits in the shower and stomps it through the drain?
Using washcloth to wipe out a days worth of funk and sweat from your ass crack is cool, but don't pee in here!
I have no idea how we got on the subject. I think it may have been one of those, "Speaking of which, what is the most disgusting thing you've ever done?" things, after reading/hearing some disgusting story. I'm a huge sucker for dick and fart humor, so as he is relaying this story I'm crying from laughter at how absurd, yet hilarious it all is. All while painting the picture of him frantically mashing shit down a drain with his foot. And now I'm dying of laughter again..
Sometimes I'll pee in the shower just because I'm too lazy to lift the toilet seat.
Peeing outside is more fun though. I do that a lot still. Less than I used to.
I was walking with a friend one evening. Just sort of a slow amble, listening to her prattle. And so I step behind a bush real quick and start letting loose. She didn't notice I'd peeled off until she was about 10 feet up, and she turns around in mid sentence, "Where did you... wait. You're not doing what I think you're doing, are you?" And starts to giggle.
It did not occur to me until exactly that moment that this might be not the most appropriate behavior for a grown man to indulge in.
I bet Jesus had Mary Magdalene squirting wine.
Peeing outdoors is one of the many great things about being a rancher. Most of the time when the urge hits I can just let it go where I'm standing. The only way I could be any more casual about urinating is if I just kept my zipper down all day to save a step.
When I was blow drying my pubes one day, I accidentally brushed the dryer against my cock. I had sear marks on it and boy did that hurt like a mother fucker. I would avoid putting a blow dryer near it. :|
And you laughed when I said creepy admissions in these threads.
You'd rather he go out with wet pubes?
You can't leave the house without putting an afro in your pubes, man.
It's not that it requires blow drying to dry, but it's required for the feathered look he's going for.
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