damn they found me.
2421C9FF00000578-0-image-a-7_1418865831713.jpg2422939300000578-2878560-image-m-99_1418885608355.jpgJordan told The Sun newspaper that he fell in love with 33-year-old Kim after watching an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. 'I love everything about Kim,' he told The Sun. 'She’s the most gorgeous woman ever. Her skin is perfect, her hair, everything about her.' In a bid to resemble his idol, Jordan has undergone more than 50 cosmetic procedures including Botox, lip and cheek fillers, eyebrow tattoos and laser hair removal.
He/she will have to do a sex tape if wants to go full kim k.
A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping over the Earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust... retaliation.
Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until everything you love is dead.
Turn those lips 90°, and he'd have an accurate reproduction of her ass.
I mean he nailed it, I didn't nail him.
Oh god, the eyebrows are tattoos.
Probably should've just spent the $150,000 on heroin.
Jerle? Is that you?
"Give me attention before I swallow a shotgun!"
He is a make-up artist... I am not sure I would want to hire a make-up artist who seems to be legally blind.
Look, I get why someone would want to be transgendered and I even get why someone would idolize a famous person and want to look like them. It's just hero worship combined with a bit of insanity.
But why is he bald? Why are his lips like 3x as big as her lips? Why did he get tattoo'd eyebrows that look nothing like hers? Why does his nose look completely unaltered? He looks like someone drew one of those cartoon exaggerations of Kim K and got distracted halfway through.
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i think even a clown would be shocked at how ridiculous he looks. can we please stop recognizing these people as sane ? this is serious nightmare fuel now and we still havent even seen its final form.
You guys think Kanye gonna cheat on Kim with him?
Someone needs to shoop his head onto that big horse-ass pic she posted recently.
Kim should probably get that restraining order started now.
Please use the proper pronouns: Fee Fi Fo and Fum.
Haha good one McShrimp. Wish Urgoslav was still around.
What happened to Urgoslav? Guy was a flash in the pan.
I am pretty sure you can google "centaur porn" and have your answer!
Man that's just so gross.
The more disturbing thing is that he found a doctor willing to do that for him.
Of course, on second thought, he probably didn't did he. He had somebody down at the asshole piercing place do it, didn't he.
Go to your quiet place.
I shit you not, but here's a small list of what they inject into themselves:
-used cooking oil
It gets worse, but I stop at the used cooking oil.
Well no, I won't stop there. A friend that works in an ER saw a TG who gave himself 1-3rd degree burns by injecting himself with liquified peanut butter.
Report: Deaths from illegal butt injections may be on rise - CBS News
VICE did a story on it.
Buttloads of Pain | VICE | United States
Fucking mineral oil, silicon, fucking retards.
Last edited by Big Phoenix; 12-20-2014 at 06:24 PM.
Looks like he should join this band.
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