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    New ghostbusters

    The new ghostbuster crew will be women.

    It Reboot Has a Screenwriter and the New Team Will Be Women

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    i wonder which ghostbusters cameron diaz, sandra bullock, anna ferris and mary mcormick will be playing? cuz you totally know those bitches are gonna be cast for those roles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maester Chuk View Post
    mary mcormick
    I assume you meant Melissa McCarthy
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    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post
    I assume you meant Melissa McCarthy
    is that the fat chick who hollywood thinks is the funnest thing ever and keeps giving her cringeworthy films to star in? then yes. i cant be bothered to get her name right.
    tomorrow ill probably call her monica mcdowell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    Oh....it's going to be like sex and the city with ghosts
    Ffs who came up with this shitty idea??
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    Are you sure that the stories aren't mixed up and this is just the plot of a porno.

    "He slimed me!" just writes itself.

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    If this shit gets made then they might just have to fight a real ghost. The ghost of Harold Ramis!

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    I do agree with the point that it would be easier to do a reboot than a true sequel at this point. I'm not necessarily against the idea, but it has some really big shoes to fill and it needs to not be a "hey Gen X parents! Bring your kids to this!" money grab.

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    Fuck that. Sequel writes itself at this point. They start with the funeral of Egon Spangler. There was a bitter fued sometime in the past and the other 3 left to pursue their own things. Egon stayed behind as the only ghostbuster. They haven't seen each other in 10 years. So they all converge at the funeral including their kids. One of those kids happen to the the son of Peter and Dana, whom have been separated for years. Yada yada evil baddy threatens NYC and Peter, Ray, and Seymour try to get into those size 36 coveralls with their size 42 waists and get utterly embarassed. Cue 3 scenes in the future and the kids take the proton packs and kicks ass. This leads to the reconcilation of Peter and Dana's marriage. Also Slimer.

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    You just know that Melissa McCarthy will be Venkman...

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    Would putting in a CGI Harold Ramis ghost in the background as an easter egg / homage be cool or trashy?

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    It would have to be at a pivotal moment in the movie, where Sandy or Melissa are on their last leg, surrounded by hordes of ghosts, zombies, and that chick from The Ring. Thinking all is lost and seconds before detonating their ghost nuke that will ultimately sacrifice their own lives our heroines look up and see the ghost of Spengler. He winks at them and vanishes, but that was enough to give them the power to push through and overcome all odds. Because that is what Harold Ramis did for us in real life.
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    Was really hoping this rumor was false. Melissa McCarthy's "its funny because I'm fat" jokes in my ghostbusters? Its more likely than you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Intrinsic View Post
    It would have to be at a pivotal moment in the movie, where Sandy or Melissa are on their last leg, surrounded by hordes of ghosts, zombies, and that chick from The Ring. Thinking all is lost and seconds before detonating their ghost nuke that will ultimately sacrifice their own lives our heroines look up and see the ghost of Spengler. He winks at them and vanishes, but that was enough to give them the power to push through and overcome all odds. Because that is what Harold Ramis did for us in real life.
    If he doesn't suggest crossing the streams as a solution, it's all for naught.

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    Not sure why making it about 4 chicks is a go. The alternatives must have blown huge chunks. It does seem like that enough time has passed that a sequel would work out just fine, and still serve as a reboot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mures View Post
    Was really hoping this rumor was false. Melissa McCarthy's "its funny because I'm fat" jokes in my ghostbusters? Its more likely than you think.
    This is the role they mentioned for her.

    Since Harold Ramis is dead and Murray has turned them down I see no point in even having a sequal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Qhue View Post
    You just know that Melissa McCarthy will be Venkman...
    The people who would actually go see it and then know who it was would so small.

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    They also followed up that article with another that states it will not have any association with the previous Ghostbusters movies, if at all. It's a complete ransacking

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    I was about to wonder why people get their panties in such a bind over their favorite movies from childhood getting ruined with shitty remakes. Then I remembered how I lost my fucking gourd over the Last Airbender atrocity.

    Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inque View Post
    They also followed up that article with another that states it will not have any association with the previous Ghostbusters movies, if at all. It's a complete ransacking
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    I could maybe wrap my head around a reimagining where you had the same basic characters and premise but where the four ghostbusters were gender swapped ala Starbuck. If they end up not being disgraced but ultimately vindicated scientists I will be irked.

    Hell even if they do it as a reimagining do they address the elephant in the room of having four female physics / engineering types working together? Even now it is rare as hell to find women in engineering much less have them all working together on something. Do they just ignore this entirely and thereby suggest more gender parity in Science and Math?

    I feel there IS a way to make all this work, but I fear what will actually get made after sifted through a Bridesmaids filter.

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    let me put on my sexist pig hat for a second.

    chicks are by and large not funny.
    no chick in the history of ghost movies has seen a ghost and not screamed and then ran the other way
    chicks wont be able to hold or use a proton pack, marla mcginty with her football player shoulders could probably pull it off, but not sandra or cameron or anna.
    and you know the whole thing will collapse when a good looking dude shows up and these chicks go all cutthroat on each other.

    in all seriousness though. this movie will not work on an all chick premise. older originals, yes, older originals passing the torch to young males yes. even a coed team has a chance. but 4 chicks? uh no.

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    The way to make this work is to not call it Ghostbusters. Problem solved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agraza View Post
    Not sure why making it about 4 chicks is a go. The alternatives must have blown huge chunks. It does seem like that enough time has passed that a sequel would work out just fine, and still serve as a reboot.
    Trying to recreate Ghostbusters would be a complete failure imho. The best bet is to come at it from a completely different direction.
    I'm ok with this. Although, yeah, have a hard time coming up with who I would want. There really are alot of female actresses who are just not funny. Another charlies angels is very likely.

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    Here's how you make a "Four Chick Ghostbusters" movie work. Sigourney Weaver reprises her role and somehow discovers some evil supernatural plot but can't get the original team back together for various reasons. Having more knowledge about this shit than your average person, she recruits some relative no-names to join her. I'm talking no one even close to the star level of all the chicks listed previously (yes, even Anna Farris). People like, but not limited to, Mary Death from Bounty Killer of course (Christian Pitre), since she's my avatar. The kryptonian badass from Man of Steel, Antje Traue. And then maybe someone like Lyndsy Fonseca (Nikita, Kickass). Maybe a fourth if you want Sigourney to just have a small supervisory role.

    That's the only way I see an all-female team working, because the moment you put four high-profile female actors together like has been suggested, it is practically bound to fail. Sure, there's a chance it could succeed, but none of us believe it. But put Sigourney in to sort of transition things and then get three or four actresses who are hungry to make a bigger name for themselves, and MAYBE a movie like this has a chance.

    I mean, I'd rather it never happen just like most of you, but if it has to happen, forget the A-listers. Saves money as well as drama.

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    I'd like all 4 to play off-type. Get that chick from Fast & Furious and have her play the shy nerd the entire movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wuyley View Post
    Would putting in a CGI Harold Ramis ghost in the background as an easter egg / homage be cool or trashy?
    both, I think.

    lol if they actually make this. I can't think of a better way to shit all over the 1980's.

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    Make it rated R style humor with chicks like Sarah Silverman fulfilling the roles. I don't know who else is like that. Maybe Aisha Tyler? Mila Kunis could be solid probably.

    R rating also means tits.

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    I would probably at least pirate it if it had Sarah Silverman, Jeanine Geraffalo, Aisha Tyler, and then some completely random Nordic woman (biggest star in sweden, yo) playing Egon-a.

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    Maybe they'll just change it do "GhostDusters", and its four women who get hired to be maids in a haunted house. Comedy gold!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaige View Post
    Maybe they'll just change it do "GhostDusters", and its four women who get hired to be maids in a haunted house. Comedy gold!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iannis View Post
    I would probably at least pirate it if it had Sarah Silverman, Jeanine Geraffalo, Aisha Tyler, and then some completely random Nordic woman (biggest star in sweden, yo) playing Egon-a.
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    She did a good job as The Bowler.

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    So the shit hits the fan, the world is threatened by some inter-dimensional bad-guy(s) . . .

    And the world turns to a bunch of chicks lead by Melissa McCartney (sp?) as our last hope. Sounds real lousy.

    - - - - - - - - - - -
    Just off the top of my head, this idea:

    Okay get this . . . after the first 2 Ghostbusters movies there is now an industry of dealing with ghosts. Like the events of the first movies set up a world in the films where these ghosts are able to cross over easier.

    Anyway so some of the teams are a bit like super-stars, they've got fans and a good following, the top ones make a good income, they have merch and toy figures shown in the reality of the film.

    So that being the established world. Then we start to follow this group of chicks who are trying to start their own ghost-busters company. They are looked down on by the others but start to build a slow acceptance with their all-girl underdog status.

    Into this comes big evil bad-guy for the film. once he is seen as the big threat to humanity, then the bulk of the big teams assemble to try to deal with him. Our female team also go there, hoping to help. They are given a minor side role as to assist by guarding the flank or something.

    Anyway, the main bad-guy has been under estimated. He is able to unleash some big powerful attack or surge of energy that destroys all the top teams (the male ones) - perhaps it's something that's bloodless if they want a family film ( he locks them in stasis or teleports them away )

    Regardless, once the dust clears it is realised that the only remaining team is the all-girl team. It's all up to them to dig deep and show their true abilities etc etc = story arc.
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    if they are gonna do an all chick ghostbusters, the villain cant be a man. its ok if its zule because it can be whatever, but it cant be a man, because the movie will be a total shitfest, i mean it already will be a total shitfest, but at least it keeps the SJWs away. it also cant be rated R with tits. it changes the tone of the film and i do NOT want to see Missy Mcgreevy's hooters. i dont want to even think about them. ghostbusters is a lighthearted comedy with some mild adult humor. it was never Animal House, Caddyshack, or Stripes. i was also being serious about the proton packs. those are heavy equipment for a normal sized chick to be lugging around. they will have to change them to be lightweight and small. which again takes away from the iconic images of ghostbusters. ghsotsbusters could work with females, i mean it did have females in the first one, it wasnt a sausage fest, but you cant move females into the leads without ruining everything people loved about the first film. i bet this movie wont ever be made.

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    I agree if they are going to reboot this with women, Sarah Silverman has to be part of it. I just don't care if it's anybody else. Sarah knows better than to be a part of this too. Fuck this stupid idea.
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    Sarah would be the best choice.

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    I hope they leave this ghostbusters sequel project.
    But if they are going with the 4 female cast, make it R, cute girls and let there be lesbian scenes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vvoid View Post
    Here's how you make a "Four Chick Ghostbusters" movie work. Sigourney Weaver reprises her role and somehow discovers some evil supernatural plot but can't get the original team back together for various reasons. Having more knowledge about this shit than your average person, she recruits some relative no-names to join her. I'm talking no one even close to the star level of all the chicks listed previously (yes, even Anna Farris). People like, but not limited to, Mary Death from Bounty Killer of course (Christian Pitre), since she's my avatar. The kryptonian badass from Man of Steel, Antje Traue. And then maybe someone like Lyndsy Fonseca (Nikita, Kickass). Maybe a fourth if you want Sigourney to just have a small supervisory role.

    That's the only way I see an all-female team working, because the moment you put four high-profile female actors together like has been suggested, it is practically bound to fail. Sure, there's a chance it could succeed, but none of us believe it. But put Sigourney in to sort of transition things and then get three or four actresses who are hungry to make a bigger name for themselves, and MAYBE a movie like this has a chance.

    I mean, I'd rather it never happen just like most of you, but if it has to happen, forget the A-listers. Saves money as well as drama.
    While this would actually work as a movie it wont be green lit in todays hollywood cause a 4 member team must be pc-conformand picked and consist of a white, black, asian and a jewish leader/smartass group.
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    I'm in the minority camp of not having a problem with an all-female Ghostbusters team. My problem lies in that they want to do a reboot/remake of the first one which is pointless because it's a classic.

    There's been a number of fan-films focusing on different Ghostbusters teams. One of the better fan-theory plots (And it's something that's used by a lot of Ghostbuster cosplayer groups) is that after the events of Ghostbusters 2, the Ghostbusters becomes a major countrywide franchise across the USA with each city having it's own dedicated team. These teams regularly keep tabs on each other.

    The idea really could have worked if the movie started off with Stanz trying to hire for a new Ghostbusters team in InsertBigCityHereThatIsntNewYork and he gets four broads that think it's going to be a well paying joke act. Have the remaining original Ghostbusters cast do cameos when appropriate.

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    theres ghostbusters fanfic?

    humans are weird

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    But why?

    The originals were campy fun but it isn't a particularly engaging story line that begs to be redone. That's like redoing Blues Brothers. Why?

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    Why not just have the daughters of the original Ghostbusters crew take over?

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    make it a lesbian porno where they must protect themselves from ghost rapists, everyone wins

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    One of the chicks' vaginas should be the ghost trapping box and it has to suck them in dick first. Literally the only way this movie will be any good.

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    Everybody knows that male ghosts spy on women in the shower and squirt ectoplasm out with the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malakriss View Post
    Everybody knows that male ghosts spy on women in the shower and squirt ectoplasm out with the water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spronk View Post
    make it a lesbian porno where they must protect themselves from ghost rapists, everyone wins
    I was going to suggest this too. Well, except for the rapist part that is. But yeah, make it a fucking porno like Whore of the Rings and that Pirates of the Caribbean porno. Then everyone will torrent it, watch the 5 minute part they like the best, whack off and fall asleep. Problem solved!

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    I don't want to see Melissa Mccarthy in that movie unless she's dressed as an SS officer and yelling at people in a bed
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    You have to expand your horizons. At first it will feel weird and wrong. Like all new things. But after watching a few of them you'll be able to watch a seriously fat chick ride a doubledong solo and cheer her on like the slut she is.

    Everyone wins.

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    So the Sony hack leaked that Channing Tatum wants to do a Ghostbusters with buddy Chris Pratt. Throw in Rogan, Jay Bruchel, Mccbride, Jason Segal, for the black guy get Craig Robinson, Anthony Mackie, Or Michael Jai White and I think you have a winner. That sounds million times better than some shit with Melissa Mccarthy
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    I hope they all go to the cemetery afterwards, like at the wrap party, and literally vodka shit all over Ramis' grave.

    And then include it as the after-credits scene.

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    And here's what the cast will likely look like:

    Melissa McCarthy, who was already in talks for one of the leads, has signed on for the Paul Feig-directed reboot, and Sony is now negotiating with Kristen Wiig as well as Saturday Night Live players Leslie Jones and Kate McKinnon, The Hollywood Reporter has learned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantatus View Post
    What The Actual Fuck.

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    maybe its winston after a sex change?

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    Did they read the Fantastic Four synopsis and think "We can go lower"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumblethorn View Post
    maybe its winston after a sex change?
    To a double-man?
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    ok a bad sex change. sheesh

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    God I cant stand McCarthy, she needs to just stay to serious roles like in the nines. No clue who the other girls are besides Wiig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maester Chuk View Post
    i wonder which ghostbusters cameron diaz, sandra bullock, anna ferris and mary mcormick will be playing? cuz you totally know those bitches are gonna be cast for those roles
    dunno who the fuck those other bulldykes are. i will make sure i avoid this film like the fucking plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homsar View Post
    God I cant stand McCarthy, she needs choke on a twinkie, that fat, disgusting pig of a human being.
    ftfy

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    Melissa McCarthy is perfect for the John Belushi role.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ancient View Post
    Melissa McCarthy is perfect for the John Belushi role.
    Oh that's right, originally Ghostbusters was going to have Belushi play Venkman and then he went and died and Bill Murray got the part later on.

    Still bummed no Sarah Silverman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by valishar View Post
    Oh that's right, originally Ghostbusters was going to have Belushi play Venkman and then he went and died and Bill Murray got the part later on.

    Still bummed no Sarah Silverman.
    slimer is believed to be an homage to belushi. i think he means McNasty would make a good slimer, i agree

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    Mccarthy is a pretty solid choice for Venkman (if you have to pick a woman i guess) Kristen wig is also hilarious.

    Bridesmaids and The Heat have given me enough laughs to give them the benefit of the doubt on his one.

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    This is a good cast. They don't have weiners. Get fucked, you red pilling nerds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xevy View Post
    This is a good cast. They don't have weiners. Get fucked, you red pilling nerds.
    ^This nerd hates comedy obviously. Wiig is funny, that's it. McCarthy is unfunny garbage. Fat unfunny garbage. This is going to suck.
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    this could be a good thing, maybe, just maybe when this shit flops somebody somewhere might get their head unstuck from their ass and realize that maybe rehashing old dead classics with bad actors and "a twist" to the story works about as well as rebooting them shot for shot with terrible actors/directors/writers.

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    what?! Oh well its a reboot/remake, so nothing makes sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nester View Post
    Mccarthy is a pretty solid choice for Venkman (if you have to pick a woman i guess) Kristen wig is also hilarious.

    Bridesmaids and The Heat have given me enough laughs to give them the benefit of the doubt on his one.
    I feel it was more the other actresses (Bullock in The Heat and the ensemble as a whole in Bridesmaids) boosting the movies up that made McCarthy seem decent than any actual talent from McCarthy. Don't get me wrong, she's not terrible, but she's not that good either. And if I never, ever saw her in another movie ever again, I'd be completely fine with it.

    For this movie, I don't see anyone that makes me even remotely interested in seeing it. Wiig is ok, sometimes, but I'd honestly rather have seen the two chicks from Broad City than Wiig and McCarthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinsic View Post
    ^This nerd hates comedy obviously. Wiig is funny, that's it. McCarthy is unfunny garbage. Fat unfunny garbage. This is going to suck.
    I think McCarthy can be funny, but she's just been sort of stuck in this schtick of being loud, crass, and a personified series of fat jokes. Considering this started with Feig's Bridesmade movie and he used her the same way in The Heat, I'd be really surprised if he didn't want her to be the same character in Ghostbusters unfortunately.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nester View Post
    Mccarthy is a pretty solid choice for Venkman (if you have to pick a woman i guess) Kristen wig is also hilarious.
    Female Ghostbusters is one thing, but if Feig's plan is just to make female versions of the original characters, it just displays a fundamental lack of creativity on his part and shows how much of a mistake it was to give him this job. If someone is going to revive Ghostbusters, I'd prefer they take it in a completely different direction and not just do a retread of the previous movies. Giving the original characters a uterus and a pair of boobs and calling it a day just makes the movie nothing more than a 90 minute gimmick. Considering Feig cast the same racial make-up as the original cast makes me think this is his brilliant plan to revive the series.

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    Quote Originally Posted by valishar View Post
    Still bummed no Sarah Silverman.
    She would have been awesome in the Venkman role. Cast McCarthy in the Ray role, Wiig in Spengler and who the fuck cares as Winston and it would have been awesome.

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    Same racial make up? You mean one black person? Totally.

    McCarthy's ad libbing is amazing and she does physical comedy really well. She also does confidence well.

    Wiig is a great under dog, physical comedy, and ad libber as well.

    McKinnon does good characters on SNL and if you don't like her Russian villager you're retarded.

    Jones is new but will obviously be the no-nonsense "fuck this" type. Her time at SNL on weekend update pretty much exudes that.

    It's a solid cast with all the right pieces. I think most of you nerds are butthurt Murray isn't in it being 1980s Murray. Let go. Besides an all female cast means a good male spot for an Annie Potts type character.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vvoid View Post
    I feel it was more the other actresses (Bullock in The Heat and the ensemble as a whole in Bridesmaids) boosting the movies up that made McCarthy seem decent than any actual talent from McCarthy. Don't get me wrong, she's not terrible, but she's not that good either. And if I never, ever saw her in another movie ever again, I'd be completely fine with it.
    I feel the same way about McCarthy. I think she does a great job when she's got someone else to work off of, but she's terribly unfunny when she has to carry the entire comedy load herself. For example, Tammy is pretty much her doing all the comedy, and it's an awful, unfunny movie. I think in an ensemble like this she'll be alright. I think Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones were decent picks. I'm probably one of the few people here who still watches SNL, but those two are two of the highlights of SNL nowadays.

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    I think that is why no one liked Beverly Hills Ninja, Chris Farley couldn't handle it alone, always needed his side bro.
    Pussy bitch Draegan sold us out to MMORPG.com

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    I can't wait for the ghost rape scene.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Ancient View Post
    Melissa McCarthy is perfect for the John Belushi role.
    I took this as... "She dies before the movie is made and they have to recast that character."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xevy View Post
    McCarthy's ad libbing is amazing and she does physical comedy really well. She also does confidence well.
    How fucking fat are you, nerd? McCarthy is awful. She's the same fat insufferable character in everything she's done. It's torturous. If you consider being obese to be physical comedy, I guess you got me there. She could confidently consume an entire turkey maybe.

    What's wrong with you? What do you consider to be your favorite comedies?
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    Yeah she's totally not funny. Just a fat girl who's probably movie affirmative action'd, huh?

    She's pretty good in all her movies. Except Tammy. Even she couldn't save that fucking garbage fire.

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    Might be horrible, might be great, might be mediocre. None of you fucking dorks knows right now. It's literally just a title, a director, and 4 castmembers at this point. Settle the fuck down.
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    This movie will be just mediocre enough to get a sequel made, which will be one of the worst movies of all time. This is a fact.

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    That clip wasn't funny.

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    This was the one I was thinking of. Still I agree with Grim. Cast and director set. We know nothing else. Anyone suggesting otherwise is jumping the gun. And let's not forget that 1/2 of this cast was picked by Bill Murray himself.

    Edit: Fucking youtube links.

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    Melissa McCarthy is really the only person I thought of for the Venkman-type role when they announced the estrogen-enhanced Ghostbusters reboot. She does have improv ability and has proven to be a box office draw with her comedies over the last few years while still cranking out a network sitcom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post
    Might be horrible, might be great, might be mediocre. None of you fucking dorks knows right now. It's literally just a title, a director, and 4 castmembers at this point. Settle the fuck down.
    What else will I do with my work day though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vvoid View Post
    What else will I do with my work day though?
    Practice giving handjibbers with your offhand so you can double profits?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post
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    I'm just not sure who this movie will be aimed at. An all female cast usually attracts a largely female audience but I don't really think Ghostbuster's is their kind of film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanur View Post
    I'm just not sure who this movie will be aimed at. An all female cast usually attracts a largely female audience but I don't really think Ghostbuster's is their kind of film.
    What if its females getting covered in cytoplasm nonstop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Phoenix View Post
    What if its these (so-called) females getting covered in cytoplasm nonstop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chanur View Post
    I'm just not sure who this movie will be aimed at. An all female cast usually attracts a largely female audience but I don't really think Ghostbuster's is their kind of film.
    I'm guessing their idea is that the movie will appeal to women on the basis that it's similar to Bridesmaids and guys will see it since it's Ghostbusters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cantatus View Post
    I'm guessing their idea is that the movie will appeal to women on the basis that it's similar to Bridesmaids and guys will see it since it's Ghostbusters.
    Good luck with that I say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Mario Speedwagon View Post
    I can't wait for the ghost rape scene.
    Poor Slimer was never the same after Melissa Mccarthy
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    I prolly won't even bootleg this.

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    If I had to make a female-centric Ghostbusters movie, I'd do it this way:

    It wouldn't be a remake, and it wouldn't be a sequel. It would be a meta-sequel. The basis for my film would be 4 normal everyday women who have gathered every year to watch their favorite film ever- Ghostbusters. On the 25th anniversary of the movie, they decide to nerd it up by staying at the hotel used in the movie for the Slimer portion. Eventually, something happens that night where the girls realize that ghosts do actually exist, and Harold Ramis based GB off "true events." The rest of the movie has them trying to recreate all of the various GB stuff (proton packs, traps, etc.) through shenanigans/failures/emulation to become The Real Life Ghostbusters (title).

    If you had to shoehorn in the OG guys, it would be camoes as themselves and not as the characters (i.e. Dan Akroyd talks about what a crazy conspiracy theorist Harold really was, random plot stuff).

    P.S. I'm not a good writer.

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    they should cast a buncha hot bitches with big titties who open up a ghost catching business and have to catch horny men ghosts who want to rip their clothes off. they can call it Busty Ghosters

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