I just vomited a little.
I present to the jurors, the worst, sappiest, shittiest movie I've ever even heard of. Move over Gigli.
I just vomited a little.
All I took away from that was, "Phil? Phil? Phil Connors?"
What the shit? A Christian RomCom? I thought Christian Rock was bad.
That said, I will not watch this nor would I suggest anyone does anything except forget about it entirely... but I can see the market for it.
What's hilarious to me is how many teenage girls are going to get fingered by teenage boys while watching this movie.
If I had a dating age daughter I'd send her to go see this. If she's gonna suck his dick in the parking lot anyway, at least she can have the decency to feel guilty about it.
I would have figured PoF or Match.com would have had a sponsored movie before Christian Mingle.
They could've made this an earner by turning the concept around. Imagine Seth Rogen laying fat jewdick down on some hapless Christian hotties. Easy right?
i thought match.com had one of the first rom/com mentions? maybe an aniston movie?
Maybe he murders her for lying about her faith, old testament style.
Nudes from Lacey Chabert?
A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping over the Earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust... retaliation.
Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until everything you love is dead.
Lacey Chabert is still hot.
This movie really seems like it should be on Hallmark or Lifetime though. I also laughed at the Corbin Bernsen credit there at the end.
speaking as an agnostic/atheist this movie looks like it might be fun to watch. i love conversion flicks, it always gives me a chuckle. i wonder what converts her? does she experience a vision or was the concept of regular dick and relationship stability cause her to suddenly believe in "god". i will check this out if i see it on cable.
Now I need brain bleach .... wtf was that shit?
Yes but never with a man. It always happens with a devout woman giving it all up to take it up the butt.
I dunno that it's been made specifically as a romcom, but losing your religion is a fairly well defined theme. There are movies crafted around that theme. And like Khane says, that's what Nun Porn is all about.
Probably not as a romcom though. That would be even stranger than whatever this movie is. Mixing those two themes only works in a porno or some arthouse flick.
Kingdom of Heaven director's cut is the only "Christian Mingle" I care to see.
bless your little heart.
Last edited by kegkilla; 09-25-2014 at 12:15 AM.
Them is some nice titties.
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