Yeah adeibis stop posting those phat asses.
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Yeah adeibis stop posting those phat asses.
I don't know why, but I've completely lost interest in this show.
They've taken the premise about as far as it can go.
PSR is retarded. The editing choices are probably genuinely difficult, but all in all the end product is lackluster. They'd do better to host X teams per season, choose the best few of those teams, and spend 2-3 entire shows on one team instead of the 30 seconds = 1 day they have to do. It is a neat enough premise. They've flailed around on the production too much and intentionally made it a teaser miseryporn.
Google all up in this bitch censorizing everything. I thought Google was going to be the era of liberal enlightenment.
Turns out the new boss is the same as the old boss! Huh. Who'da thunk it!
what does google have to do with moving this thread? there were no nekkid pics in it AFAIK and if there was, who cares about google when the screenshots forum exists?
You should be happy we moved a thread where you looked like a complete fool for the first few pages.
As interesting as the idea was, at some point you're just watching the same thing over and over again. I really don't see how they can keep it compelling without resorting to reality show gimmicks that would change the whole nature of the show.
they have to get past the
"what if adam and eve were real"
i think that was the concept for the show, in the behind the scenes.
well hell, what if adam and adam did it! be interesting to see which one was the alpha and beta and if it was always the one with the higher psr being alpha. or 2 eves, i don't care, just change it up, that double couple thing was cool, more of that. or have past winners meet up for a 21 day tribe challenge, see if they can thrive (like that 60day naked guy) with more ppl, or ultimately fail.
new episode tonight i think
i think they picked another chick who is a scrub.
Miley Cyrus on tonight's episode. She's going to tap out....
yeah these bitches are dropping like flies.
a bi-polar SJW
I think she got a taste of big black sausage and now she's happy.
lol, i was thinking the same thing. bitch was all ragged out one moment and then she was up in his hut cuddling and all apologetic the next.
That was the most impressive shelter I've seen on this show. Loved the trap door they kicked open to get out.
yeah shelter was kickass.dude was a little full of himself, but he could back his shit up
It was the ninjanuity. Don't doubt it!
It's funny how the girl came groveling back when probably the thought hit her that she was going to be freezing her ass off outside the shelter. Dude even told her not to drink the water and she does it anyway like an idiot. I agree that there is only so much you can do with the show, even if you switched it up and say made it two of the same sex, you're still watching the same thing for the most part. When you think about it, condensing the 21 days into an hour really hurts the show in the long run since there is so much stuff that gets missed.
Two chicks might be funny. There's only been a couple good women on the show survival wise. I'm sure the pool of women that 1) are into primitive survival and 2) are willing to strip naked on national television is super thin.
I was pretty far down the line towards hating the girl this week but she came around and wound up being half decent. I like the episodes where the people wind up liking and appreciating one another by the end. The dude this week has the right mentality for this kind of thing. Some people just aren't bothered by misery that much and this guy seemed like he could have stayed another 10 days if he needed to just because we never heard him complain once about the conditions.
That shelter was definitely awesome. Maybe pine forests are better for building shelters than bamboo jungles although I have always assumed the opposite. That hatchet also seemed like one of the better tools that people have brought.
Does dysentery really come on that fast? They made it look like she drank the water and then was puking and shitting 20 minutes later, but then later in the show they revealed that they were just drinking out of the creek or at least she said she just took a drink and then saw the dead bird floating in the pool.
Last edited by BrutulTM; 08-18-2014 at 02:26 PM.
was his self made hatchet broken midway through? not broken but i believe the wood handles fell off after a while. this is probably b/c they were using that hatchet so much the rivets or was it screws? just fell off.
Her dysentery probably came on hours later. I was laughing when she was back in the shelter, though. Bitch realized she was gonna freeze. :P
That was definitely the most legit shelter built so far. That thing was a damn house.
This guy and the one chic (I don't recall her name) that finished solo would make a kick ass episode.
They showed these two pigging out on some amazing looking food. Can you imagine what their first real shit was like after their first big meal? Damn, BOMBS AWAY! I'm sure. lol
Last edited by Tred; 08-18-2014 at 07:53 PM.
I still dislike this chick even though she made the amazing discovery that she was being a cunt (that's a rare thing as we all know) and actually apologized for it, but she wasn't completely terrible. Still, Ninjabro was pretty damn cool and laid back, and for losing 36 fucking pounds he sure seemed like he could have gone on longer. I don't know that he was the best hunter/gatherer, but as far as pure stamina and endurance he has to be one of, if not the best. I don't remember anyone losing more weight than that, but I could be wrong. Even if they had stockpiles of bananas in the background like that other episode, that's a lot of fucking weight to lose and not be physically broken by the end. Except for his constant talk about ninja stuff, he is one of my favorites...even though when I think back he didn't do a lot, other than the awesome shelter, besides put up with her shit (literal and metaphorical) without murdering her.
yeah i was conflicted with that chick, she started out of the gates a little brat who fancies herself a neo-feminist then she gets sick and bitches dude out and even tried to take credit for that mini mansion he built. if that wasnt enough, she threatens him with taking the fire starter away. dude just looks at her and says, uh, i know how to make a bow fire starter.
chick walks off. then its night time and chick is all smiles hugged up in his hut and now she is agreeable to whatever. and from that day til the end she works him with out much complaint. that bitch was either bi polar or something happened to change her mind. kinda poor editing if they left that part out unless it was him slipping her the old salami.
bitch said she'd drink the water again if she could, cuz she'd die from one day w/o water. wife and i (who watches this with wife here?) are pretty annoyed at these feminazi's that wanna prove they're all woman.
i mean the men only had that one stupid emo redneck who cried when the girl found food right? other than that, no chauvanists.
i mean if they want to have good tv, they should put emo redneck chauvanist with any feminazi.
There's been more than a couple of men on this show who have gotten bent out of shape when it turns out the woman is doing more than he is, especially when it comes to food. The best couple so far (at least this season) was the hippie chick and redneck hunter.
By what means do you guys watch this show? Xfinity never has the episodes available on demand and they aren't on Discovery's website either.
i watch it live as there is nothing else on tv at this time. not even ax men or bar rescue
I watch it over the verizon fios app, which is pretty much how I watch anything not on hbo/amc now really... I don't even bother with dvr'ing stuff.
I DVR it.
Finally read that interview where Miley Cyrus chick claimed she got poisoned before the show by some of the local cuisine somehow.... She should've lost 10 psr for doing that right there. You don't need to be a bear-wrasslin Yukon lumberjack to know to NOT eat tandoori fried lizard from some Bronze Age village in the Indian hinterlands.
Makes sense she did it too. She was a commune-raised world-trotting hipster space cadet and she prolly felt it was her karmic duty to honor the local deities by gobbling up whatever deep fried fecal matter the locals saw fit to feed every dumbass gringo who happened by.
if she got poisoned right b4, wouldn't they just send in a replacement asap? instead of just seeing her fail right off the bat and letting the show blame it on water?
i think it was the eps where EJ came in again, before the challenge even started the unnamed guy said fuck this amazon and quit, then they got a replacement guy, and then that couple quit, enter EJ and laura.
i thought tim was a mormon thats why he didn't want to cuddle? or am i just imagining that there are a disproportionate amount of non cuddlers who happen to be mormon, anyway i thought mormons couldn't be served D papers?
not really watching the show, but I've caught it a few times and I have some questions.
1. Is anyone failing? All of them I've seen they seem to make it, even if sometimes their scores are lowered.
2. Have any of the couples had sex that we know of?
In the one I saw last night, the girl had the best ass of any I've seen. Of course, she was a mega bitch too, so i guess it figures. I didn't watch the end to see if her ass stayed intact.
Oh and did someone say there was a mormon on the show? I doubt it, as a good practicing mormon wouldn't be allowed to take off his holy mormon long johns.
Also, I laughed when the black dude talked about pulling out his ninja sword and knighting the girl when they finished (this isn't the episode I saw, it was some sort of best of behind the scenes episode right before it).
1. at least 1 failure per season
2. everyone seems too near death for that
you probably saw tim and carrie this will jog your memory
there have been at least 1 mormon male and 1 wiccan.
does Discovery ever plan on releasing uncensored versions of these shows on video?
If any of them had signed a contract saying they could release the nudes at some point, I'm sure they would have teased it by now.
I saw that episode and noticed it, played it back at 1/15 speed thinking the entire time WTF. Could see asshole and vagina clearly doggy style.
Didn't shock me when it came up as a lawsuit.
That shit sounds straight out of telemundo's playbook. As a kid if I stayed up long enough the local spanish channel would play a raunchy blurred out movie. Buuuut they were kind of lazy with it in some areas. lol
If it was any other network then an accident would be plausible... But it's vh1.
So they'll call up their liability carrier to send over their jackbooted arbitration team, the plaintiffs counsel tells her these dudes will hold out for years because it's their job to make sure no one pays off their student loans by suing their shitty clients ever. Plaintiff settles for 200k and in any other decade that would be the end of it.
But it's the age of social media and viral advertising so before the ink dries on the settlement vh1 has gotten more organic viral exposure on their shitty show than running a spot on a primetime nfl spot, and all for half the cost of a 30 second ad.
That shit is digitally blurred, right? Can't it be unblurred if you can figure out the algorithm? No expert on that shit, this is just something I heard many years ago. Maybe these days they can add a level of encryption to stop that.
It is supposed to be and normally is even on VH1 but there was 5 seconds where there was no blurring at all. It was a 42 inch Vagina on my tv as clear as any porn.
new episode tonight. Nicaragua. items, machete and a roll of duct tape
both of these people seem to be as dumb as a bag of rocks
correction, these people ARE as dumb as a bag of rocks.
fucking paul giamatti uses up his duct tape to make this chick a fucking bikini and a yoga mat. dude gets massively sick because he is a doughy smoker and taps out. chick decides she is just going to sit in that spot doing nothing.
Last edited by Astr0Chuk; 09-08-2014 at 03:01 AM.
Watching it now. My PeeShawReader is 9.4
whoa wait he was 149 lbs starting off? He looks as fat as me at 220 lbs. In fact he may be the fattest 149 I've ever seen, even she weighed more and she didn't look fat.
Dude musta been 4 feet tall.
Last edited by Olebass; 09-08-2014 at 05:34 AM.
That must of been one of the more boring episodes in the entire show. It was half interesting when they were both there (the sleepwalking bit was straight out of the movie paranormal activity) but once left all she did was sit there for 16 days. That must of been one where the producers tried to find inventive ways to make the episode better and just couldn't. I laughed that he selected the duct tape though (instead of a fire starter). The only benefit that I saw was the makeshift bikini.
I haven't seen it past the first season due to it not being on demand.
Best ass so far was the palm leaf weaver on the episode with the dude that got hella sunburned
Warrior, Innoruuk Server
another redneck failure, said he had an ulcer is why he tapped out, after 5 days.
no more rednecks and no more wiccan/feminazi bitches.
plus wtf, he finds plantains/bannanas and a fucking pineapple? were they on the Dole plantation?
a lot of these challenges are extremely easy (fucking pineapple) to extremely hard (fucking swamp!)
The only halfway redeeming part of this episode was that this chick had a pretty nice body. Face was nothing special but body was nice. Other than that, I think even the producers realized this was a terrible fucking episode, but they'd already spent the money so had to make the best of it. Like 3/4 of the episode was the first 5 days, and even that wasn't very exciting unless you enjoy vomit.
Luckily after that we got to watch a whole lot of the chick sitting on her ass doing nothing to make up for it.
they really dragged out those 5 days, i think it was 2/3 in, then he quits and 10mins of her being a monk, did she ever make fire? is this the first time a person beat the challenge w/o fire?
looked like the camera crew brought everything to her while she had herself a little pity party on that duct tape mat for 2 weeks. if there was ever evidence that this show is bullshit, this episode would be exhibit one. chick had this walmart special machete and never swung it even once.
no, she swung it to crack a nut or two, she was really proud of that.
oh yeah, i thought she used a rock, which ya know would have worked a bit better. but that would have required to leave her little mat and find one.
It's funnier to watch the well qualified, confident people fail than these two scrape by. I mean seriously, the qualifications listed at the beginning included "good ol boy" and "country girl".
Also, it was probably just editing but when they both went for a walk, they both had the machete. It wouldn't surprise me if the producer gave them more than one though.
I'm not saying that everything on these shows is kosher, but I am a little surprised by the level of conspiracy theory here. The camera crew brought her everything? More likely she just went back and forth to the water each day and then starved the rest of the time. Or ate some bananas that we never saw, who knows? And the machete thing, it would be a lot easier to believe that they just spliced together two separate times (as you mentioned) to make it a little more interesting, as opposed to actually giving them two machetes.
Yeah, this show is pretty boring a lot of the time, and they leave out shit like a team having plentiful access to bananas every day to increase the drama, but I really don't believe that they are actively feeding them or giving them extra stuff. If they were going to give this chick something extra, fire should have been top of the list. She just didn't do shit for 15 days so there was nothing really for them to show.
I thought he found the pineapple (and the bananas)? She was also in a more ideal situation to outlast. She had food (bananas/pineapples), didn't seem that weather played much of a factor and it was relatively warm (think it was about mid 70's at night plus she had the duct tape blanket). It just made for a boring show and to be honest it usually is anytime one taps out, since there is no interaction/drama. Nobody wants to watch someone sleep and sit in their shelter all day.
I was hoping the guy would stay since it seemed there was starting to get some friction buildup (since the chick wanted her 'space') plus see what kind of trouble his sleepwalking antics would of got him into.
He definitely found the bananas and the pineapples (two of them), and that's what he ate when he was feeling sick. They were waiting for them and the bananas to ripen. I realize this show isn't that riveting or attention-grabbing, but at least watch it if you're going to make claims about them cheating.
I agree the editing for the last 15 days was terrible, but that's probably all they had of interest. I don't doubt for a second that she did nothing but get water and lay on the duct tape rug, with probably a lot of pissing and moaning thrown in. At least they spared us all that.
About to call it quits with this show. This is supposed to be about survivalists and none of these people are. Best episode is still Louisiana Bayou one because they were both survivalists.
The show's about butts and blurred out boobies. Go watch Les Stroud or Ed Stafford if you want to see actual survival.
Alright bros. Who lives around Michigan that wants to do a survival? Maybe not the whole 21 days cuz I have a job, but maybe a thursday - sunday thing. Let me know, I'll get on amazon and buy myself a ~$80 camera, we can go survive, make a fire, build a shelter.
I keep telling my brother me and him are going to do it, I'll bring a fire starter and he'll bring a fishing pole. Living in michigan = easy worm finding which = easy fish for food! Let's go, hit me up!
anyone can do 3 days, boy scout merit badge for wilderness survival is 3 days in your own leanto shelter.
Are we going to be naked? I tried to do a 2-day "survival" camping trip when I was in high school. We took food but the plan was to not eat it and live off the land. We had guns and all sorts of gear and basically managed to kill nothing edible and ate all the food that we brought with us.
Damn, I guess that 20 minute database error this morning at 3am didn't register my post. Can we get a motherfucking database in this joint?
Anyways this season started off like crap and just got worse as it went on. Disco knew it had trash on it's hand so it loaded anything half decent at the start to try to maintain viewership.
The problem doing that is it started sort of Meh and went downhill from that. They would have been better to just pull most of these episodes and run reruns or better yet, after about day 4 of some of these, have the film crew throw the couples into a lake someplace and hop in and take over.
All of these crews have men and women in them and it would have probably salvaged some of this shit.
I should add I always wanted Discos Colony but in true survival format. After seeing the thread of that Utopia series, I'm guessing that isn't going to work either.
About the only thing I think at this point that would make this interesting would be a couple naked with a american tattoo on them in the smack middle of Syria with 2 Gopros.
Last edited by Olebass; 09-14-2014 at 02:31 PM.
blondie is a butterface, but i like that heiny.
hope this isnt another case of somebody getting sick by eating the local fecal matter served up at the eatery from a shitstain village
this guy is pissing me off. "oh im so hungry, i would do anything right now for an energy bar"
coyote strolls by.
"get out of here you (walking feast)"
another fucking scrub
Last edited by Astr0Chuk; 09-15-2014 at 03:08 AM.
I missed the first 10 minutes of this and by that time the girl was already gone. So what happened? Was that tapout was even earlier than the guy from last week? The rest of the show was pretty boring. Like I said last week, this show is built off of the dynamic between the couple and once one leaves, nobody cares whether the other makes it or not (it was pretty obvious this guy wasn't going to make the full 21 days).
I think the problem is that there are really very few people who are both skilled enough to approach this challenge with any amount of competence AND willing to go on TV naked and they have used them all up. These people on the last couple episodes had no business being out there. I really wanted to shoot that pussy when he quit for no reason. Hopefully they saved a good one for the season finale at least.
we all know the PSR is shit, but to be fair, this guy had a PSR of 5.9, and the bitch i'm pretty sure had the lowest PSR, ever of 4.7. and they drop both of them in africa? fuck i think the only other africa episode was the one with EJ and some crazy bitch, EJ was torn up with thorns and barely ate anything.
i mean last episode the fat smoking redneck found a bussel of banannas and 2 fucking pineapples, wtf are you gonna eat in africa? the plan for africa is to find a water source, try not to die from the billions of diseases that originate from africa water, eat a bug or two and wait it out.
So just saw the preview for next week. They saved the best fail for last.
christ, GG disco, already showing the chick tapping out at the beginning. this butterball dude looks like shit too
holy shit, does this fatass have an Ice Cube tattoo?
oh well i didnt expect that ending. still its lame when one of these scrubs taps out early.
Last edited by Astr0Chuk; 09-22-2014 at 03:05 AM.
The way they set it up made you think the girl was out fairly early but that wasn't the case. This is actually one of those times where I'm not surprised the girl passed out and tapped, considering it looked like she was doing a ton more shit than the guy. I guess that strategy worked, considering he lasted 21 days and she didn't. It almost was the exact same situation as Panama (I think?) where the guy who was obsessed with his wife getting mad for sleeping next to the girl, he didn't want to do much either, just sit there and wait out the 21 days. This girl had better insults though.
they're really fucking up the suspense of the show.
i'm not watching, i'm watching it instead going "ok bitch, when do you tap out?" wtf is that? show = no good.
Not a great finale, but there were two notable moments.
1) I doubt I will ever hear a crying woman scream out the words "I need magnesium" again.
2) Matt has discovered a strategy that will ruin this show. It turns out all you have to do to survive 21 days is to be fat and do nothing but sit on your ass in the shade the entire time.
i think thats what the naked and marooned guy said and also the behind the scenes for naked and afraid.
21 days is the absolute max you can survive without help and shit. the naked and marooned guy said that you can survive for 21 days but he wants to thrive for 60 days, which means sustaining life... not just hanging on to fat reserves and hoping you don't die.
he's a vegan right? how he'd eat so much nuts to get all that fat?
Ice cream, sweets, potato chips , dairy. I looked it up too lol. All about calories but lots of vegan shit is the same shit that make meat eaters also fat.
But ya episode was bullshit all around.
I love that she was concerned about his weight in the start when he obviously had built up enough fat to live 21 days and she hadn't.
Vegans don't eat dairy, but it's easy enough to coat everything in sugar and peanut butter and then deep fry it. The dude probably has a super slow metabolism too which would be an advantage on this show.
Also, dudes like Matt are the reason that you think that the world naked bike ride will be cool and then when you get there you realize that it isn't at all.
Last edited by BrutulTM; 09-22-2014 at 02:39 PM.
I thought it was funny as hell when she said she gets most of the palms for her shelter since she carried most of them. I got the feeling it wasn't the first time some woman ripped him apart like that.
still we can't shit on fat vegan for ironically being a fucking cow and just sitting there for 21 days. he beat the challenge.
yea i guess he's the best example of
calories in calories out
he lost like 28lbs, she lost 18lb but she went out early, usually the male looses almost double the female.
what was his starting weight?
Just goes to show though losing weight in itself is a fuckup if you don't do it right.
He looked more like a obese goblin afterwards than before. Gotta tone up that fat to look like some muscle.
Wait what? He did the smart thing. That women was flat out retarded going out constantly in the middle of the day trying to do stuff. It was 100+ degrees there a couple days and it would just be stupid to be out doing anything in the day during those hottest parts.
Also, you'd think the chick could weave up some type of holder for the magnifying glass so she could just set it and forget it for awhile, or at the very least only have to go out and check on it every 5-10 minutes to make sure it's still cooking. But for her to sit out there, in the sun for ~30 minutes at a time is stupid.
the thing with magnifying glasses is, the beam will only magnify sunlight as long as the sun decides to stand still for 30 minutes. i think you would lose your magnified sun ray after about a minute or 2.
about the best one i saw with a mag glass and tinder.
was another one where they cheated with char-cloth
Finally watched this, and the very first thing I thought was why the fuck was there no fire? They could have boiled water in her little cup thing out of the sun, they could have been warm at night, and maybe driven away a few bugs. Sure it probably isn't easy, but they had hardly anything else to do, and dried palm fronds would probably catch pretty quickly.
Ok, scratch that, that was the second thing I thought. The first thing was, as she was riding into the challenge in the back of the truck with her braless top on, that she had some nice breasteses. She was kind of nutty, obviously, but I'm gonna go ahead and give her my vote for hottest chick on the show to date. Her body was fantastic, and her face was cute. If this were a challenge where she weren't in danger of dehydration and exhaustion and starving to death, I'd spoon with her any day. Hell, she'd probably inspire me to do more work just so I could keep getting looks at dem ass and titties. Even after 21 days, I doubt I'd get tired of them that fast. She's also the one I'd most like to see an uncensored episode with.
Which made me wonder something else. Sure they were out there for 21 days, but how could he stink that bad with all that water right there? I know sand isn't the most fun to clean with, but a little bit rubbed in the pits and the ass crack while soaking in the water right before bed time should take care of a lot of that, wouldn't it? Unless maybe he's just one of those dudes that stinks all the time; we have one at work that I'm positive follows relatively good hygiene, but I can almost see the cloud of BO around him like Pigpen.
depending on diet, some vegans usually stink like shit, you cant wash that off because its in your pores.
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