So, I'm going to be traveling around, mostly for fun, although I have some work stuff to do in Atlanta. A couple of people mentioned getting together the next time I was in Phoenix anyway, so I thought I would see if any Rerollers wanted to catch up for a drink or to otherwise entertain me on my travels.
Here's my agenda-
Phoenix AZ - July 25-27th
Atlanta GA - August 11-16th
Colorado Springs CO - August 17-23rd
I would also happily drive to any neighboring place for fun things. Example - Hang out in Denver, sure.
Think of the bad decisions that you could make around me and with me! Think of the stories we could share! Maybe it's YOUR sister, who you introduced me to on this trip, that won't stop sending crazy texts or shits in my luggage or something. It could be wonderful.
Anyway, this is the place to plan it if you want to hang out.
I'm a big nerd.
I hope you break your leg and become a cripple. Nah have fun.
No smoking and dental hygiene I guess?
As for me attracting crazy, I just cut the hair Wednesday, and had all 8 piercings put in Sunday, so you can't really blame that. Will I attract crazies now? Probably more likely, but that's kind of the point, I'm not looking for marriage, I'm looking for fun. :P
I was a little nervous about how my boss would react at work today (I wear a hat, so just all the piercings was my concern), but she just laughed. I said "does that mean this isn't a problem?" And she said "I don't care what you pierce as long as the computers work!". So, success.
I love watching onoes go through his mid life crisis.
Is it worth the risk of contracting bad haircuts?
If you ever come to DC we can spend a wild night of assorted yard work, taking care of kids, php homework, or watching a program. I hear Matlock is the biz. I'd say we could have a beer but I have a pretty abiding fear I would wake up naked in a foreign country with a giant lizard tail taped to my ass and a dead ladyboy in the bathroom.
My sisters are way out of your league.
How does that haircut and piercings make you a big nerd?
Going to Phoenix in July? Why not just do something more fun at home, like smashing your fingers with a hammer?
I don't understand piercings.
One day I hope to be as attractive and well spoken as Tuco!
I turn 35 in November.
As for the hair and the piercings, it's for the attention. Granted this will bring unwanted attention as well, but I don't mind dealing with that, when a byproduct is that lots of wanted attention is also given.
As an example -
Me at Christmas, basically 6 months ago.
And another picture of me a couple of days ago.
So here's thing. As guys, you pretty much don't give a fuck. In the first picture you go "fat guy" and in the second picture you go "idiot/weirdo". Obviously thats a gross generalization on my part, but by and large I imagine that to be the case.
Now, lets say you are a lady, and you are introduced to a group of people that includes both of these guys. Which one are you more likely to talk to? Assume they are both smiling and laughing and seem to be having a good time. I feel like option 2 is just a lot more interesting. Even though they are the same guy. I pride myself on my personality, and so, once I get people talking to me, it tends to go well. The hardest part is initiating that conversation, basically attracting enough interest to engage them. Once that's done though, it's typically smooth sailing.
As a real world example, I was introduced to a girl a couple of weeks ago at a dinner party. I tried to talk to her as she was sitting right next to me, but she was very disinterested. She was nice and polite, but never really looked at me or engaged more than she needed to. I got back from Cali Sunday night, and ran into her while running around Monday. I stopped by a friends house to drop a cable off, and she happened to be there, and she kind of freaked out with "Whoa, that is awesome, is that your real hair, ohh my god, etc etc". I had to tell her she had met me a couple of weeks ago. I was the guy in the hat sitting next to her, minus the piercings. She said something along the lines of "Ohh wow, that's crazy, you just seemed like a normal guy, sorry I didn't remember you, its crazy because I just didn't even really register you, you just seemed so normal." Something like that.
So yeah, am I interested in dating this girl? Not really, no. Would I like to have sex with her? Sure. Do I think my chances of that have just gone from none to likely? Yeah, I kind of do.
So, thats pretty much the point of it, and within 24 hours seems to already be working as intended.
Looking at the two pics it does scream mid-life crisis, but if it works for you and we get hilarious stories then I'm all for it.
Onoes, I would fuck you if I saw you bent over beginning for cock and jizz. Come to San Francisco. You'll be on time for Dore Alley or Folsom.
I'm just saying if he was BENT OVER. But, if I saw the face I would probably (most likely) pass. I'm not into chubs. Blackyce would be his department, really. The guy's into fat.
Do you want to fuck people that look similar to what you've made yourself look? Because that's likely the type of people that you'll attract attention. Case and point: Kuriin requested you bend over, thus hiding those hideous hair horns and piercings, before he'd consider fucking you.
Does the person have to be begging for cock, or does the asshole itself have to be begging for cock? You know, a smallish gape with strong flexes. I must know if I ever need to present myself to a gay man. Indecent proposal kind of stuff.
The piercings are fine, but you look fucking retarded with that hair - shave that shit off, it's just STD-bait - you'll get plenty of crazies with the piercings alone.
I think that's what everyone assumed his true purpose was, even Onoes. He'll have to update his Jurassic Park truck to a Hunger Games chariot.
Teenage girls and gay dudes? Sounds like this is going to be an interesting year.
Also, I'm working on the weight Kuriin! Down 26 pounds from January 1st. So, don't worry bro, I'll make myself pretty enough for you, just wait for it. <3
I think you should amend your itinerary and make your way to Jersey. I can just imagine the type of shit you and J49 would get into.
Congrats! It's not everyone that can be happy looking like a complete chode.
I give till the end of the month till onoes gets his first tattoo. If you want attention, nothing gets it quite like a throat piece.
I have 5. I do plan on full sleeves though, so there's that.
You're the one whose kids have names that rival Moon Unit Zappa, right?
One day I hope to be as attractive and well spoken as Tuco!
Haha, that's right. His last name is Awesome or something like that right?
Onoes, not sure if you noticed but one of your crazy ex's put a bunch of earrings In your face. You might want to get that looked into.
My name is Mikel Supercool Allen.
My sons are Conrad Awesome Allen, and Max Awesome Allen. They're adorable.
You done fucked up with those kids names bro.
Max should have been Max Powers Allen. Shouldn't have given them both the same middle name.
And because thats probably going to spark up the whole name debate again, let me head it off with- How many people know your middle name? Almost no one? Yeah, so why not have fun with it.
If that still doesn't work for you, well, suck a dick? :P
If anyone is ever around SE Massachusetts and wants to hang out but not bang my sister, I'm game. Actually, if you aren't a deadbeat you can bang my sister - her boyfriend doesn't have a job and just plays LoL until 6AM every day while living in my dad's basement.
The names are fine but it's the combination of the names, dressing like a hot topic punk teenager, Jurassic park truck and flirting with your daughters sixteen year old friends. When you mix all that together, it's a bit worrisome.
Those names weren't nearly as bad as I hoped they would be.
Onoes you crazy fucker, I will be around those dates. Let's see what we can conjure up for the Rerolled crew.
What does Onoes do again? I have it in my head that he does sales. That can't be right.
IT Director. I've reached the pinnacle of my career, probably.
Which technically means I fit the criteria of banging Noodles sister, but knowing his murderous rages now, think I'll pass. :P
Unless she's cute, then I'll risk it.
I live in Phoenix, but I'm scared to meet. You too crazy for me! Have fun!
If haircuts could talk, that one would repeatedly scream "douche!"
Remember to put spacers in your earlobes and lower lip next.
Why the fuck would anyone want to come to Phoenix in late July?
Originally Posted by Noodleface
If you make it to D.C. I'll eat some pizza rolls with ya.
If you make it to Central Illinois I'll...why would anyone voluntarily go to Central Illinois?
They wouldn't. Effingham sucks.
It does. But I don't think I've ever been to Effingham.
That was the only central Ill. town I could think of because it's on I-70. I only noticed it because of the gigantic cross statue.
Pretty sure I could show up in a giant pink bunny costume and my kids would love it, so, pretty much the same reaction.
I shrugged and nodded.
Are you not concerned about the impact your desperate cries for attention will have on your children? Inb4 they're in the custody of one state or another in the next couple years.
I'm not sure what impact I should be worried about?
I'm pretty sure my actions as a human being are mostly what will be rubbing off on them, and I feel confident in my ability to manage that department.
What exactly are your concerns? The fantastic quality of life I provide them? The piles of love and affection I give them? The open, honest, and safe space I foster around them?
Hell, I even feed them Garlic, they're living the dream.
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