more like you are having zero success on okcupid and you want to use the line.
Does anyone happen to remember what the pick up line that was come up with on the old fires board for okcupid? Was having a conversation about terrible pick up lines used and couldn't remember how it went.
more like you are having zero success on okcupid and you want to use the line.
Bad troll is still bad, nothing new to see there.
here's a some free advice: if you use phrases like "bad troll is bad", chances are you're an aspie and there's no pick up line in the world that will get you laid. consult with Johnny49, he can steer you in the right direction.
Or more likely i was actually just in a conversation about terrible pick up lines used on online dating websites which reminded me of the one that was come up with on the old foh boards. And there is no need to put any effort into insulting beyond the simple "bad troll is bad" Its all you are worth. Deal with it.
'Let's do drinks', all you need.
"I got some roofies for you." does this work.
Quick google brought up that up, I assume that is what the OP was looking for:
After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
what do white women like.
I feel mildy embarrassed for the OP. If his attempts at online dating are as ham fisted as his attempt to score some cheap pick-up lines then he probably hasn't had any free poontang in quite some time.
What Dumar said was right on the money anyway. Chatting on dating websites is a complete waste of time 99% of the time. It's often repetitive as fuck and goes nowhere. "Hi, let's go for x at y" works a lot better than any pickup line you can come up with.
Someone messaged me on OKCupid last week so I just asked her out that day after about 6 messages back and forth. It works.
If i told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
actually tried this at a club when i was drunk and a friend dared me to try it on some hot chicks at the bar. it worked. still not sure if they were drunker than me or what.
My experience has been that most girls just want to be the center of attention. Even a moderately decent looking guy has a good chance of getting past a bad pickup line and into a conversation that can end up in numbers or a "my place or yours" situation
Not sure why you're nut checking a guy on a gamer forum. Even if it didn't happen, why does it matter? It happens all the time for others.
ive been fairly candid about stories about myself. most of them are unflattering, dunno why people would doubt a story that i used a corny pickup line that actually worked. ive used oher pickup lines, once i told a chick i was in movies, i would mention obscure indie films that i had parts in. it worked for a while, but it didnt end up in sex.
the line i used above was a joke my friend and i had. i think its from a dr hook song we used to listen to in the car on the way to concerts. we were getting trashed and having a conversation about the song and i said. that line would work and my friend said no fucking way. i said sure it could. then he pointed at some chicks walking up to the bar and dared me to try it out. i was drunk enough to do just that. shit worked. dunno what else to say.
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Dr Hook (The Real Love Songs) - YouTube
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If you are on a 23 year dry streak the only thing that can help you out is a couple C-notes and backpage.com. You know this. I know this.
my first pickup line was literally "You could suck my dick?". I don't know what was more surprising, that I actually said it, or that she actually just said "okay".
edit: I mean: The dog looked at me and 'woofed'.
same difference right?
Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ass. Works every time with the wife.
That's all the candy I have, I left the rest in the back of this van.
Any pickup line will work if you deliver it with confidence and the girl has any inkling towards you. Even the corniest, cheesiest, craziest or classic lines will work. The biggest factor is learning (or drinking your way) towards confidence.
Usually practice from repeated failures works.
Maybe you should just try having a conversation with her instead of cheesy pick up lines, Leisure Suit Larry
I've used these and have had success with all of them.
"Look, just tell me who the model in the pics you used is. She's cute."
"How many seafood dinners is it going to take before we make this facebook official?"
"So when do you come out?"
-Wait for response- most likely a "?" or something
"I'm watching the Victoria Secret runway show and I'm wondering how much longer until I see you"
Result will vary based on their attraction to your pics obviously. Like someone earlier said, it all comes down to if they are attracted to your pics or not. Online dating is a meat market and game of #'s. I just met someone off of it but she deleted after 1 week because of how horrible it is. Luckily I found her before she deleted.
All those pick up lines gave me the douche chills.
I just say "Sup" as kudos said, what you say doesn't matter, the girl already has decided by your pictures if she's going to talk to you or not if you send a message.
Who the fuck still uses pick up line out in public or at all? Say hello, engage in a conversation, make with the funny, buy her a drink, ask about her, more funny, take her home.
Amateur hour at the Apollo in here. Jesus.
I've had some limited success with, "Hodor"
It's a long game though. Once you commit to Hodor you have to see it through.
Also having drugs at your house works wonders too.
did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
i have a level 90 paladin lets go raid your molten core
hey bby u wan some fuk
Who buys a girl a drink? They fought for equal rights, they can buy their own shit.
Random girl from Tinder bought her own drinks tonight + fries for us to share.
That sounds like what bitches say they want. But what they really respond to is lines delivered with confidence.
I'll retract my "crazy pussy" comment because sometimes that just fucking happens.
All pussy is crazy. Some pussy is cute-crazy, most pussy is strange-crazy, but occassionally you find a scary-crazy specimen. And if you're too dumb to be scared you deserve it.
I met a girl off okc once that seemed 100% together, graphic design major, waitress job, classy tattoos. It wasn't till we we're lying in bed after fucking that she divulged that she was an ex-prostitute ex-herion addict and that her boyfriend and her were in an open relationship and that he was at work at the moment. Biggest "WELP TIME TO GO" moment of my sexual life.
It doesn't matter what the fuck you say if women like what they see they will stick around.
This thread reminded me of a thread where people used a male model on a tinder account to see if reactions would be different using the same lines...
Yeah. Crazy pussy. All of it.
I'm not sure what you're trying to prove. You're posting pics from one of the top ten creepiest websites on the web to show that if you throw 100 darts at a board some will hit? How many other messages did that guy send?
Let me be real for a second. If you send a message to a girl laying out "Hey. Want to fuck?" and she says yes: That's not something you want your dick in.
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Anyways there is a lot more but you get the idea. Women will fuck any guy that they see as an upgrade (especially online dating). Your white knight gentlemen schtick will only get you so far. If you're good looking to her you have a better chance than if you are nice. You can say anything to bitches.
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You took whatever point there was and ran naked down the hall with it. You proved that there are whores and dipshits on the internet. It works both way
There's a big difference between being a white-knight, woman worshiping faggot and being a confident, funny and approachable guy and your success rate for getting laid or actually making a connection with someone is a lot higher than if you just act like a real human.
I've always done very well just being myself.
So kudos...your advice is "be insanely good looking [with ripped shirtless body shots]," correct?
Everyone, the secret to online dating is out. In other news, poverty can be cured by being rich. Spread the word
Man. Somebody hurt kudos a long time ago and he just can't let himself forgive or forget.
He's not wrong though. A lot of it is just a big game of hot or not. A few of my female friends share their stories when we go out to eat before concerts and its definitely funny hearing how some of them justify whether or not to answer a message for x, y, or z reasons. It's been a while since I've heard one of them say "I read his profile and I think we'd hit it off."
This made me laugh out loud. I don't really have a problem with tattoos, but pretty much none of them can be considered "classy".Originally Posted by cabbitcabbit
So, cabbit is a chick right? I think she's trying to pretend she's not, or maybe she's just a lesbo with that story of banging the crack whore, but definitely a chick.
Just did this one on POF
This is from her profile:
This is the entire conversation:
If I weren't tired (and lazy) I'd dig up the statistics that show that she's probably DTF cause your dick's white and (edit) hers isn't.
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She was half Mexican and half who gives a fuck. Ugly nonetheless.
This thread is the actual fucking worst. ROFL
Its pretty bad, but I think we can go deeper.
Thats what she said
"Ok, so I have to ask how you can list Serenity and Firefly but not Farscape. Not judging. Just curious."
' Farscape is the show with the muppets, right? I never saw the allure to that. '
"Rygel (the main muppet cast member) is part of the hidden charm of the show. He acts as a symbol for the enjoyment of life. Fine wine, good food, the arts and other beautiful things provided by wealth, unchastened love and sexual pleasures. "
' Good wine and food I can follow(and enjoy personally! Haha )A muppet representing unchastened love and sexual pleasures? '
" As a big fan of the show, I'll be blunt since you seem adventurous. Don't you enjoy someone else using their mouth to bring words from your lips and a finger or two in your shapely ass to get you moving? Think about it, my lady empress. "
' Bahahaha. Wow! Ummm, I am indeed intrigued now and don't know what to say. :3 How about dinner somewhere and you introduce me more to this Rygel character? '
" I'll do you one better. I'll cook you dinner, your preference, and provide a good bottle of wine to make some fresh sangria to pair with dinner. I'll even bring my DVDs of the show if you want. Just take care of the meat (if that's your preference) and the fruit for me to squeeze and juice. I can take care of you from there. "
' Sounds like a date! Call me after 6pm and we can work out the details for next week. My number is (xxx)xxx-xxxx. I look forward to hearing from you. ;-) '
Another reason why they should bring back Farscape. Or a show similar to it.
Some girls are just asking to be found skinned in a basement.
plz spend the entire date talking about farscape
If I become privy to part two of this grand adventure I'll be sure to share.
However funny that video is. Stargate is most definitely not better. Even Claudia Black couldn't save that pile.
When I was a teenager I took one look at gimpface from farscape and decided that it was fucking stupid.
When my now wife and I were dating I would occasionally create profiles like that just to fuck with girls. It's hilarious how quickly you can get them to show their whore colors with some basic trolling. Unfortunately, I had to stop because she saw one of the messages, which led to a super awkward yet hilarious conversation.
Any woman that responds to "My lady empress" sort of deserves to be smacked.
Meh. Makes me put more stock in girls just wanting to feel special from a decent looking, bold man.
Kudos to him for finding an in and going for it.
Watch this it's from College Humor and intended as a joke and as you watch it you will think to yourself "Holy shit who would use pick up lines that bad?"
But notice that the women laugh. That's the goal and it works. That's why even stupid, shitty, and chessy pickup lines work because they give you an instant "in" as soon as you get that laugh. You just need to balls and confidence to say it and laugh with them when they give you that incredulous look.
Also remember that if a girl likes you by looks at first glance it doesn't matter how shitty the line was she will laugh, giggle, or smile. If she goes complete cold shoulder then you probably aren't her type or she's taken. Make certain you deliver that line with a huge sloppy grin on your face to encourage the intended mood. Tell yourself rows and rows of shittest jokes until your laughing at how stupid you are going to look saying them to anyone else then keep that humor in mind every time you deliver the line. It will reflect on your face.
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