ITT Quineloe is a pedo
This is quite an unusual request that my cleaning lady asked me today. She suspects her daughter, at perfect 17, is in somewhat deep shit and wants to sniff through her facebook stuff because girls that age may or may not share their issues with their single mothers.
They use a shared computer and she logs out every time she's finished with FB, so the obvious course of action would be a keylogger. However, I have absolutely zero experience in that field, I'm just "the computer guy" of her customers, as I never got into the "haxing" thing.
Normally I'd like to keep it that way, but I know the mother to be a quite reasonable person and her daughter seems to be a bit of a dimwit, who took her fathers death from cancer at age 11 pretty hard, so there may actually be deep shit involved. I know the mother because our families were befriended when we still lived in the same village and her son was a close friend of mine during my youth, so this isn't just Consuela the illegal cleaning lady to me.
So if anyone could share their thoughts or suggestions, I'd be grateful
THIS IS ILL ADVISED.
I assume drugs, because dating a 40 year old muslim negro wouldn't be something you are able to hide on facebook. But basically the mother wants to read her daughters diary.
All that said, it's got to be easier than downloading some steal ur goldz keylogger. Clear her cookies, set the default option to remember passwords (I don't know if you can do that without a popup, but you have to be able to somehow), wait 2 days, and then go spelunking through her daughters internet history.
If her daughter truly is dim like you say, I doubt she'll even be suspicious. "We got some malware and I had to clear the cookies".
Kids these days ... I don't want to know
Bad idea to get yourself involved in this shit. Terrible, actually.
somewhat deep shit = probably broke up with her boyfriend and her mom wants more drama in her life by living vicariously through her daughter.
I bought a keylogger for a friend once who's wife was cheating on him. Look around for a reputable keylogger to be sure you're not downloading a trojan. You're going to have to tell the virus scanners to ignore it.
Also, post pics of this girl. 17 is legal here too, so I don't feel the least bit dirty for asking.
Oh man, this thread has the potential to become almost as entertaining (from the morally perverse point of view) as Johnny's GWBYH thread posts! If only Keg were still here, I'm sure he'd offer to "help".
The answer to "I think my teenage daughter has problems" should not be "Let's hack her Facebook account to know what's up". It should probably be: 1) try to induce communication through innuendo (You know that you can tell me anything right?) 2) try to prompt communication directly (You seem a bit down/worried lately, is something wrong?) 3) Contact a parent of one of her close friend that might have a better relationship with their child and ask them if they know something and to ask their child if (s)he knows something. 4) Ask a family member that has better relationship with the daughter (uncle, aunt, cousin, whatever) to go trough step 1) and 2). 5) Same as 4) with any kind of teacher/coach/mentor she might have. 6) Realize you might be paranoid.
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Omg somebody tell him how to do it.
The potential for this thread to deliver is off the charts
Torrent a keylogger, install it, tell av to ignore it (if they even have one), and then keep us updated. I think the last logger I had let you have the logs saved locally to the computer or emailed to an address you setup.
Last edited by Daly; 10-29-2013 at 01:58 PM.
The best she gets is a suggestion for a software purchase, which I will then install in exchange of a free meal. Turns out what she wants to do is actually legal here, as it's her own private computer. I thought it wasn't.
Do hardware keyloggers still do the trick with USB keyboards?
Let's get dangerous
oderint dum metuant
You monitor the shit out of your kids internet stuff or they end up dead like that girl recently from bullying. Or them being the bully fucking with people. Fuck that.
Government taught me through it's deeds that spying is the best way to handle the situation.
Can we bet on how this thread ends? My fantasy football teams suck and this has more interesting possible outcomes.
We need to establish some options, like:
1) Mother finds out daughter is blowing random dudes for drug money
2) Keylogger install leads to identity theft
3) Quinloe locks both of them in his BDSM dungeon
Well, let's just stop there. We all know option 3 is how it ends.
And it was still trivial to work around whatever my parents could think of to implement.
In other words: good luck.
Personally my plan is to get a router that gives me logs of all the traffic going in and out. The question then becomes whether or not it's worth finding out that your 11 year old son is googling 'how to masturbate with batman toys' just so you know your 14 year old daughter is googling 'I'm going to be kidnapped and the only way I'll be saved is if my dad checks internet logs' or whatever you think you'd accomplish by spying on your kids.
Really I just think any benefit you'd get from finding out dirt about your kids would be completely offset by them finding out you've been watching their every move.
I dunno, Q. This seems like a bad idea. I know your heart is in the right place, I can see that much is true, but it seems like you might be fucking with the natural order of things.
I mean unless of course the mother thinks that whatever her daughter is getting into could be life threatening.
I don't know anything about keyloggers, but I'm sure someone here can help you. Best of luck to you in this situation. Give us a follow-up if you decide to go through with things and everything turns out okay.
I want you to remember, Clark, in all the years to come... in your most private moments...
I want you to remember my hand at your throat. I want you to remember the one man who beat you.
Posting in a potentially legendary thread.
My skills were honed in the trenches. My kids are soft and weak. They can't handle their dad's hacker skills and they believe that.
So far the weird searches I have ignored. The only things I have stopped and talked to them about is my daughter claiming on instagram that she was cutting. I squashed that quick. Turns out she was lying for attention ... girls.
As long as you are open from day one with them that you have the option and ability to see everything they do and start their internet life off well I think you can do a lot of good.
oderint dum metuant
More like we'll put the fear of computer hacker dad-god into them. Make them understand that if it's on a computer or phone, "I can see it". Which pretty much means their entire social life can be seen by us at anytime.
If my kids can best me at hiding their tracks, then they deserve whatever shenanigans they get into. That, and they'll probably already be on a good track seeing as they've gained all these computer skills.
Maybe our kids will start to go underground with their social networking. They'll tell their friends they're cutting themselves by emulating in-band signalling on the telephone network. Touche, fuckers.
17 so young but legal, check.
no dad to interfere, check.
low selfesteem, check
Damn Quinloe hook me up with her and we can share priceless stories to this board about me banging your cleaning ladies daughter.
You know deep inside we have to do it.
How's this going Quinebro? Any good nudes yet?
Originally Posted by supertouch
for those who asked:
i haven't sucked her penis but i have stroked it. it sounds odd but i don't view it as a masculine organ on her.
If she has a smartphone, teenage girls usually leave those with a Facebook app that automatically signs in. Just wait till she sets the phone down then you can see all her stuff.
Is it really though?
Is it really?
yeah I think so. Cause the child porn laws are federal, while the ages of consent are done state by state.
I thought everyone was american. Why don't we just conquer the fucking world already to eliminate these minor internet confusions?
You don't have to post nudies, just where she (and her mom) are chained up and gagged in your basement!
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