Kuriin: why does it sometimes sting really bad when I pee after jerking off in the shower?
Because it is needed. Hopefully kuriin can field all of our questions.
Kuriin: why does it sometimes sting really bad when I pee after jerking off in the shower?
Kurrin: Sometimes when I wipe my finger slips in. Does this make me half?
Chaos: It doesn't matter if it's in the shower or not. It's removing excess semen in the urethra -- which is a good thing, because it can cause a UTI if left in there. Now, if it's a really bad pain, you could potentially have a NSU (nonspecific urethritis). You could try using a different lubricant in the shower (what are you using, anyways?).
Iannis: Nope, it just means you want to feel extra clean. I recommend getting Cottonele (sp?) wipes. It feels so good and it doesn't even scratch your rectum when slipping that magical finger in.
You're not really gay AND a penis expert, right? I mean, come on.
If you mean by expert who expertly sucks penis, then yes. No, I'm not a urologist. lol.
What percentage of gay men wish they were straight?
I always click Fedor spoilers even knowing the fact that 95% of the time its going to be a chick with a dick .....am I gay?
Since you like sucking the d, but limited to buttsex for the most part is ass to mouth an issue for you?
Ass-to-mouth is not an issue unless the butthole is not clean. If it's freshly showered, it doesn't taste like anything. I've kissed guys who have horrible breath.
edit: Draegan, no idea. I would imagine the majority.
Kuriin, when did you realize you loved dudes? Did you date hot chicks before that?
I knew it in kindergarten (had fantasies). But, I have had sex with chicks before in elementary and middle school. Not into the poontang.
I am 33 years old and have never used lubricant to jerk off. Is this making my penis too rough for a man to love it?
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I don't use lubricant, either. Just means the shaft of your penis isn't super sensitive. You could also be partially circumcised where it's not necessary.
Best anal sex = Spit for lubricant. Feels amazzzzzzzzing. Not bad clean up, too.
Why do gays handle anal sex just fine, yet women keep complaining how it hurts etc.?
Because they're pussies. They just think it's nasty. A lot of women like it though when they get into it. IMHO, gag them and shove it in. They'll get used to it eventually.
What is it about wearing cowboy boots and tucked in pearl snap western shirts that causes me to get constantly hit on and eye fucked by homosexual males?
1) Wtf is pearl snap western shits?
1b) Are you gay?
Take it as a compliment that a man wants to fuck you. Or get fucked by you.
Kuriin, what's up with the finale of Lost? Why did it suck so bad?
Can't say for certain, Soygen. I didn't watch it as it became an abortion of a show. My time is better spent going ga-ga over McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy. Now that's a guy I'd love to get my tongue up his ass.
I often get sleepy after sex. Females always want to cuddle and stay awake. Do gays sleep better then straights because of this?
Do the really flamboyant gays not realize how annoying they are, or do they give zero fucks and get some kinda kick out of it?
Yes and no. People have preferences. A lot of fags love asians or blacks or latinos because they find them exotic when in actuality, blacks and latinos are raging lunatics and asians are just girly.
Gays just fall asleep in each other after doing the deed. That or just continue going to the next orgasm.
edit: Do the really flamboyant gays not realize how annoying they are, or do they give zero fucks and get some kinda kick out of it?
I wish I knew the answer to this. I often dream of taking a baseball bat to the overly queens because I think they do it just for show.
edit 2: Jais, it's very metrosexual. You look gay wearing that. Get used to getting hit on by men (and free drinks), or start wearing XXXL shirts.
Do gay guys stick with the old doggie style/rear entry stereotype or do you mix it up a lot with anal positions?
What I generally do to my boyfriend:
Start in missionary, flip him on his side, then have him sit on me in cowgirl then reverse cowgirl. Then have him on his stomach.
Yes, mix it up.
You have your hole corked with a cock. It's kind of easy. The only downside is you obviously have someone ontop of you. This is why having sex on Ambien is amazing and I totally recommend it for those who are interested in the ways of the anal.
@Famm: Oh hell naw. I go both ways.
But the internet trannies and the flamers have always bothered me. I live in a town which has a pretty high proportion of gay couples and have encountered the gay scene tangentially through connections and the flamers do always come across as try too hards.
Internet trannies, though, they're the worst attention whores on the planet.
Note that doesn't include all trannies, or crossdressers. There are some goddamn hilarious cross dressers out there that are a blast to chill with at clubs and shit.
I think there's just a line where the person crosses from being sexually active to being an attention whore, and anyone who crosses that line irritates me.
Like I said in another thread, it really doesn't matter gay or straight, Miley Cyrus grinding on Alan Thicke's son in front of millions of viewers is just gross. Anything that reeks of that kind of behavior just irritates the fuck out of me.
Would I be considered a bear?
Take off your shirt. You look like the making of a bear. You could be in cub-phase, though.
Agree with ya, hodj.
Yep, there are cubs, bears, otters, etc.
Also I found this while looking for gifs of otters bashing shells with rocks.
I'm deeply disturbed by that picture.
Why do some gay guys develop a lisp, and others don't? What is the deal with that? This has always intrigued me.
My ex boss was an openly gay man, but I had no idea when I first met him. However, anytime we would go out for drinks suddenly he would get a lisp and act much more feminine, which included a lisp at times
Good thing having an ask anything thread.
Why did American educational systems standardize on the #2 pencil?
I've always wondered that.
The stylus, a thin, metal stick made from lead, may have been the earliest pencil. This tool was used in ancient times for writing on wax tablets.
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As for the ubiquitous and enigmatic No. 2, the answer is boring in its practicality. The number represents the hardness of the lead ― the lower the number, the softer the metal. Early machines that scanned and scored tests couldn’t detect marks made by hard pencil leads. Marks from by No. 3 and 4 pencils resulted in erroneous results.
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Softer pencils, however, had a tendency to smudge, making No. 1 impractical. The machines that read the marks respond to the electrical conductivity of the lead.
In a Goldilocks moment, No. 2 pencils were just right.
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I think the lisp occurs when men hang out with a lot of women, more women than men. So, they start acting like them. Aside from that, I have no idea. ;o
Would you rather have sex with a girl with a penis or a guy with a vagina?
no nsfw content -tuco
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.
What is supposed to go in the bottom drawer of a refrigerator?
meat. you don't have to be gay to know that.
Oh, I see. Meat in the Bottom.
heh. heh. heh. heh.
1) I prefer a large amount of semen because as my title says, I am a cum dump.
2) Nah. I'd probably get herpes from that doorknob, or some shit. ;p
3) A guy with a vagina. Because, then you can still fuck them from behind without looking at them. With a chick, it's a little different. Might as well be fucking an asian. *gag*
No NSFW pics outside of RR/SS bro, and you know this. I find Kimber James as fappable as the next guy, but titties cannot be exposed on these premises.
Dude, that chick that became the dude with a vagina was a fucking model at one time
Also I think she was hooked up with one of the people that ended up hooking up with the Wachowski brother who became a Wachoski sister.
Something like that. Can't remember all of it now.
How do only gay men feel about bi men? Would you have a threesome with a bi guy and a girl?
Kuriin, I noticed that you are a large proponent of and knowledgeable about metimucil type products. Are they big in the gay community to prevent having a shitty sexual experience?
Also, in general, what steps do gay men take to make sure that you don't end up with shit on your hang low?
Being a horny and perverted straight guy, one of my dream jobs is to be a shower warden in the women's locker room. Having fantasised about this many times I started wondering, going to the gym and being gay/lesbo must be as fucking awesome as being straight and getting to shower with those of the opposite sex. Is this true? And if so, how do gay men keep from sporting a raging boner in the gym, or do some simply not care and sport them anyway?
Just like a Square is a Rhombus but a Rhombus can't be a Square, is it like that with tranny and gay? I've often associated tranny with gay but i've been told that's wrong by gays, but not by a tranny (i don't have tranny friends just gay), so like that is up in the air.
What are your thoughts on fisting? And does the Uganda 'poo poo' minister do it justice with his animations
That being said, the best sex and lovemaking I've ever had has been with guys, and women are typically fickle/flaky as fuck.
Actually is a pretty damn good question. No way I could shower with a bunch of hot ass women without dishonoring myself. And them. Repeatedly.
A gay friend complimented me on my shirt, does he want to do me?
I love putting on my shoes and having an old mans wrinkly ball sack placed in front of my face while they try to talk to me about stuff
Sorry. ;-p Was busy today. Cardiac Telemetry floor was craaazzzzy.
1) @Beagle, don't have type II herpes. Generally the majority does have type I, though.
2) @Lithose, I don't do pity fucks.
3) @Pasteon, I've tried fisting. It can be fun as long as the bottom person is thoroughly cleaned. If not, it is not.
4) Wuyley, I MAY have sex with another man and a woman. But, I'd have to either have my face in their crotch or butt. I can't see the woman. ;o
5) @Julian, everyone should take Metamucil or Konsyl every day because it is the only 'laxative' that is safe for long term. So, if people have really loose stool, the psyllium fiber will really bulk it up. If it's really hard stool, then it will soften it. I think it's the same for nairing your asshole or using baby wipes. It's one of those secrets that a lot of people don't like to admit doing.
6) @Binkles, yeah you'd be surprised. ;p
It could just be my cohort group. It could also be the difference between Californian and Minnesotan homo. I do know a minority of people that talk, perpetually, about gym boners. Naturalistic observation would suggest that their occurrence is quite rare.
I really hate having a hairy asshole/taint, are you telling me its safe to Nair that shit?
I nair my asshole. I'm part jewish and something else, so I am like a forest down there. Nothing like having a smooth pink puckah.
Just make sure to use Nair Aloe & Lanolin Hair Removal Lotion 9 oz - Free Shipping as this one is for more sensitive skin.
I dunno. I did 23andme and it says I'm part African, part Galician, part Askhenazi, European, and part Irish.
Is the seducing a straight man a fantasy you have and is it common among gay men?
That only happens on TV shows. However, fag hags do try and seduce us fags to sleep with them. Those silly hags. Don't they know? Dicks are for trix.
Was Jerle gay before he was a tranny and did he really take advantage of James for gay love whilst James was inebriated?
Many, many a time. Not into coke whores.
Jerle's an abomination to God. He's probably in Hell forced to eat pussy 24/7.
Have you ever seen a straight guy pose as a gay guy in order to maybe try to fuck one of those aforementioned fag hags, or to just get around chicks while their guard is down? Or does that only happen in bad Rom Coms?
Would you support allowing Jerle the right to marriage?
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