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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    December in Dallas is interesting at least we aren't eliminated from the playoffs by December unlike the Dolphins, maybe that's why you decided to become a two team faggot. Also I don't pray at all, I don't buy into fairy tales like you do when you blame losses on the refs.
    Doesn't it kind of defeat the point of two team faggotry when your teams are Miami and Arizona?

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    I like Buffalo too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    Doesn't it kind of defeat the point of two team faggotry when your teams are Miami and Arizona?
    No one ever accused him of being smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    No one ever accused him of being smart.
    That was really mean. plz dont call namez

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    I like Buffalo too!
    You should add the Jets in there too then, make it an even number of teams at least.

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    I have no reason to like the Jets, that team has no redeeming qualities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    That was really mean. plz dont call namez
    I like how you shit on Romo all the time when the greatest Miami QB of all time is essentially Romo, only difference is Romo still has a chance to win a SB.

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    I don't have a dog in this fight, but... what? Romo is essentially Marino? Bob Griese?

    I'm confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
    I don't have a dog in this fight, but... what? Romo is essentially Marino? Bob Griese?

    I'm confused.
    You really just compared Romo and Marino? Shit I meant to quote the extra special retarded Dallas fan
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    Romo doesn't compare to either, he's never even been to a superbowl much less won one.

    Five more years and we can talk Flacco vs. Marino and Griese but right now its probably premature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
    I don't have a dog in this fight, but... what? Romo is essentially Marino? Bob Griese?

    I'm confused.
    It was a reach for sure, I forgot Marino went to a SB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    I like how you shit on Romo all the time when the greatest Miami QB of all time is essentially Romo, only difference is Romo still has a chance to win a SB.
    This is you trying too hard. Way to spoil a fun argument.

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    Heh, it's cool. Hell, this is the place to be a homer for your team.

    Or teams... faggot two-teamers!

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    I made a new avatar in anticipation of the 2013 season, I hope you guys like it.

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    Not enough Jets.

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    Not a jets fan bro, hate them niggers in philly.

    edit: err New Jersey, sorry still new to the NFL and learning the teams.

    Dont wanna double post:




    Kaeper bro sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    Romo doesn't compare to either, he's never even been to a superbowl much less won one.

    Five more years and we can talk Flacco vs. Marino and Griese but right now its probably premature.
    Dilfer and Namath > Marino by retarded Super Bowls mean everything logic. People who completely disregard passing stats when rating a position that, outside of very few, does nothing but pass the ball have no idea what they're talking about. If Harbaugh didn't have a stroke and decide to pass the ball 4x in a row on the last drive of the Superbowl everybody would be talking about how Flacco can't win when it matters. Fortunately for him, he gets credit for an amazing defensive stop and shitty coaching by the 9ers.

    He will never be greater than Marino. He's been mediocre for his whole career outside of one postseason. Marino throwing for 5000 yards and 48 touchdowns 25-30 years ago was ridiculous.

    Romo is way better than he's given credit for, but he's not on Marino's level either. Manning and Brees are the only 2 I'd put in there as of right now. Rodgers might if he keeps it up a couple more years. Brady loses points since Matt Cassel looked amazing when he took over the Pats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambiturner View Post
    Dilfer and Namath > Marino by retarded Super Bowls mean everything logic. People who completely disregard passing stats when rating a position that, outside of very few, does nothing but pass the ball have no idea what they're talking about. If Harbaugh didn't have a stroke and decide to pass the ball 4x in a row on the last drive of the Superbowl everybody would be talking about how Flacco can't win when it matters. Fortunately for him, he gets credit for an amazing defensive stop and shitty coaching by the 9ers.

    He will never be greater than Marino. He's been mediocre for his whole career outside of one postseason. Marino throwing for 5000 yards and 48 touchdowns 25-30 years ago was ridiculous.

    Romo is way better than he's given credit for, but he's not on Marino's level either. Manning and Brees are the only 2 I'd put in there as of right now. Rodgers might if he keeps it up a couple more years. Brady loses points since Matt Cassel looked amazing when he took over the Pats.
    Marino is the best QB to never win a Superbowl.

    And if you aren't a winner, you're a loser.

    Nice gloves, though. Loved him in Ace Ventura.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ambiturner View Post
    Romo is way better than he's given credit for, but he's not on Marino's level either. Manning and Brees are the only 2 I'd put in there as of right now. Rodgers might if he keeps it up a couple more years. Brady loses points since Matt Cassel looked amazing when he took over the Pats.
    really disagree with you.

    Rodgers
    Brady
    Manning
    Marino
    Brees

    also cassels 2008 year was far from "amazing" - 11-5 record, 21 TDs, 11 ints, avg 230 ypg. how you haven't yet figured out that Rodgers is the best in the sport at the moment.. i have no idea.
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    Didn't take long for the Cowboys to start losing Dlineman left and right. A certain DT out of Florida would sure be handy right about now.

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    Ahhhhhh, here we go=D It's like slipping on a pair of favorite sneakers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post
    Ahhhhhh, here we go=D It's like slipping on a pair of favorite sneakers.
    Year over year, you can't beat this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merrith View Post
    Hail to the preseason champs!

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    The last part would be better if Lakers were replaced with Miami Heat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    The last part would be better if Lakers were replaced with Miami Heat.
    I think it works pretty well aside from these recent championship appearances. There's really no more bandwagoned team in the NBA historically than LAL. I'd probably have gone Red Wings too, or left hockey out altogether. That last part was my favorite of the whole pic though.

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    It's a shame all the injuries the Cowboys fans have suffered, no one's here to defend the picture.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    It's a shame all the injuries the Cowboys fans have suffered, no one's here to defend the picture.
    I am actually surprised by that. I mean its an obvious troll job but Dallas fans are generally that derp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy View Post
    Didn't take long for the Cowboys to start losing Dlineman left and right. A certain DT out of Florida would sure be handy right about now.
    More worried about their backup DE's now that Crawford is out for the year, and Floyd wouldn't have helped there. Can't blame Jerry on this one - Kiffin and Marinelli overruled the scouts on Floyd, saying he wouldn't fit in their scheme.

    None of the Cowboys fans in this forum are THOSE kind of Cowboys fans. The Cowboy/Lakers/Yankees fans are wiggers who live in like New Jersey and Alabama. Cowboys fans in Dallas actually have other hometown teams that are worth rooting for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Man0warr View Post
    wiggers
    RACISM! RRP PLEASE!

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    Eric Wright era is over in San Fran.

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/94...caneers-voided

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    Way to flush your career down the toilet. Idiot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Man0warr View Post
    Cowboys fans in Dallas actually have other hometown teams that are worth rooting for.
    The only good team to come out of Dallas:

    Attachment 37265

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elurin View Post
    Way to flush your career down the toilet. Idiot.
    Someone will pick him up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Man0warr View Post
    Can't blame Jerry on this one - Kiffin and Marinelli overruled the scouts on Floyd, saying he wouldn't fit in their scheme.
    bullshit, pure bullshit

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    FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL

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    Such a quiet off season for the saints this year, love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foggy View Post
    bullshit, pure bullshit
    Bullshit he wouldn't fit or bullshit the DC's didn't want him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mures View Post
    Such a quiet off season for the saints this year, love it.
    I pity tha fools that be on our schedule this year.

    An awesome little nugget from Curtis Lofton-

    "These guys on this team, they come bust their tails every single day. I mean Saturday, me 'Tez and Junior, I've never worked out on a Saturday, but they said, 'Let's go get it.' So we came up here and got some good work."

    As if I could be any more pumped for the season

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    derp, need to read the post first
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orcus View Post
    An awesome little nugget from Curtis Lofton-

    "These guys on this team, they come bust their tails every single day. I mean Saturday, me 'Tez and Junior, I've never worked out on a Saturday, but they said, 'Let's go get it.' So we came up here and got some good work."
    Wow that is super awesome! Should have linked the video though.

    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    Championship!

    I'm seriously beginning to believe the Jets are just trolling the rest of the league hoping to be as controversial as possible, thereby increasing interest and revenue.

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    After Tampa it just became about pointing out thing that may or may not be gay that might kinda be sorta associated with the city and totally not related to the football team. Like the Bills...haha, some gay men are named Bill. Wonderful.



    Inspiring:

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    I assumed the Steelers would be higher on the list.

    List is terrible. Team has this for a mascot.



    And the best they can do is imply the terrible towel would make a good nightstand towel...because...what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
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    take that mascot's shirt off, keep the suspenders, and that's an easy #1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post
    I assumed the Steelers would be higher on the list.

    List is terrible
    Its ok, I still think you're the gayest.

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    Chargers should have been higher for drafting Manti Teo and ever having this as their mascot
    4fff29d1a273e.jpg

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    I don't know about being gay but surely all those mascots would fail an HGH test.

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    Jason Garret looks about 10 years older than when he started coaching the Cowgirls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    Jason Garret looks about 10 years older than when he started coaching the Cowgirls.
    Al Davis' soul sucking machine was willed to Jerry upon his death. All hail the now eternal ruler of the Cowboys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orcus View Post
    I pity tha fools that be on our schedule this year.

    An awesome little nugget from Curtis Lofton-

    "These guys on this team, they come bust their tails every single day. I mean Saturday, me 'Tez and Junior, I've never worked out on a Saturday, but they said, 'Let's go get it.' So we came up here and got some good work."

    As if I could be any more pumped for the season
    Are you a Saints fan, if so I'll put an avatar bet up for the week of September the 30th.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    Are you a Saints fan, if so I'll put an avatar bet up for the week of September the 30th.
    But that's the week we travel to Buffalo, what about me?!?!?

    And then Miami the following Sunday. With a bye week following you could be wearing a Flacco avatar for like three weeks!

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    This seems about right.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/doc...view:1:Default

    RICHMOND, VA—Calling it an encouraging sign for the 23-year-old, Redskins team doctors have reportedly cleared quarterback Robert Griffin III’s knee to resume light tearing this week, team sources confirmed Wednesday. “Robert’s knee has healed to the point where we feel he can safely start damaging the ligament again,” said orthopedist James Andrews, noting that Griffin should limit himself to simple overstretching at first before gradually easing into more challenging connective tissue ripping. “Heading into August, we plan on having Robert tear his knee more severely each day so that the tendon can be 100 percent shredded by the time the season begins.” Andrews added that if all goes according to plan, Griffin would be ready for a season-ending injury by as early as week one or two.

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    I swear to god if Shanahans have him running as much (and he himself chooses to make stupid fucking runs) as last year I'm going to lose my shit. Throw the fucking ball.

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    He didn't have many designed runs last year, or even as many read-option plays as everyone thinks. The problem is he would take off on broken plays and he doesn't know when to slide or get out of bounds. So really, the problem is RG3.

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    and maybe not flailing his leg in the air unnecessarily while being tackled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elurin View Post
    He didn't have many designed runs last year, or even as many read-option plays as everyone thinks. The problem is he would take off on broken plays and he doesn't know when to slide or get out of bounds. So really, the problem is RG3.
    Don't fuck up the narrative Elurin. He missed 8 starts and won't play at all this year either.

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    Ready for Dez to have a break out yea....... rrrr oops. Forgot who was throwing him the ball. FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elurin View Post
    He didn't have many designed runs last year, or even as many read-option plays as everyone thinks. The problem is he would take off on broken plays and he doesn't know when to slide or get out of bounds. So really, the problem is RG3.
    You had like 100 broken plays? He had 120 rushing attempts, only Cam Newton had more with 127. That's like twice Kaep's, only other person close was Wilson with over 90 attempts. Keap didn't play a whole season though, probably have more this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    You had like 100 broken plays? He had 120 rushing attempts, only Cam Newton had more with 127. That's like twice Kaep's, only other person close was Wilson with over 90 attempts. Keap didn't play a whole season though, probably have more this year.
    http://www.nfl.com/player/robertgrif...533033/profile

    Might want to hold on to the ball better as well, doubt you will be able to recover 10/12 fumbles every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengak View Post
    LOL

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    Fuckin Pythagoras?

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    We all know the Cowboys' back ups are better at math than most teams' starters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Springbok View Post
    Fuckin Pythagoras?
    Bitches don't know about beans, man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    We all know the Cowboys' back ups are better at math than most teams' starters.


    By far my favorite NFL thread running joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlokk View Post


    By far my favorite NFL thread running joke.
    That picture is awesome. You always have to look at the elbow to nail a high five. Works every time.

    And that running joke is pretty awesome. Who originally said that? Sounds like a Man0Whateverthefuck quote.

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    Either Man0 or Burnem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam12 View Post
    Either Man0 or Burnem.
    Wasn't me.

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    Also could have been column, may he burn in hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sutekh View Post
    Are you a Saints fan, if so I'll put an avatar bet up for the week of September the 30th.
    Sure, avatar bet for the Friday night game. At least I don't have to watch Reggie run all over our shitty defense. He did look sharp in a Dolphins uniform.

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    It was Man0 for sure.

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    Any interest in a pool that involves which week RGKnee goes on IR? My guess is week 3 Suh stomps on both of his knees.

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    Whenever Bernard Pollard plays against the Skins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gravy View Post
    Whenever Bernard Pollard plays against the Skins.
    Fortunately for the Skins, sounds like RG3 will be held out of all preseason games so he won't see Pollard this year.

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    Well, I guess I can't mock Dallas too much after all. Harbaugh cancelled practice today and took the team to Gettysburg for a lesson in civil war history....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    Well, I guess I can't mock Dallas too much after all. Harbaugh cancelled practice today and took the team to Gettysburg for a lesson in civil war history....
    Well at least geometry is football related, can't take bad angles! What does the civil war have to do with football?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    Well, I guess I can't mock Dallas too much after all. Harbaugh cancelled practice today and took the team to Gettysburg for a lesson in civil war history....
    First time at camp for a lot of the new guys, gotta give them the speech.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    Well at least geometry is football related, can't take bad angles! What does the civil war have to do with football?
    Strategery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    To Grim and Elurin, what are things Gruden has said during MNF???

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    To Grim and Elurin, what are things Gruden has said during MNF???
    I need a hobby.

    Quote Originally Posted by Erronius View Post
    maybe there is some sort of mutant mandingo sweet-corn hybrid

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    That guy?

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    I heard Trent Dilfer on the Dave Dameshek Podcast recently pointing out that Colin Kaepernick seems to be very good so far at avoiding contact. If you look at the playoffs last year, he was ranked 7th with 7 total hits even though he played in more games in the post season than anyone except Joe Flacco. Brady (13 hits), Manning (10 hits), and Rodgers (8 hits) were all hit more than Kaepernick despite the fact that they played in less games, and Joe Flacco took a total of 16 hits to Kaepernick's 7. The other "running" QB in the playoffs, Russell Wilson, was tied with Manning at 10.

    Is being a running quarterback really that much more dangerous than being a pocket passer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrutulTM View Post
    I heard Trent Dilfer on the Dave Dameshek Podcast recently pointing out that Colin Kaepernick seems to be very good so far at avoiding contact. If you look at the playoffs last year, he was ranked 7th with 7 total hits even though he played in more games in the post season than anyone except Joe Flacco. Brady (13 hits), Manning (10 hits), and Rodgers (8 hits) were all hit more than Kaepernick despite the fact that they played in less games, and Joe Flacco took a total of 16 hits to Kaepernick's 7. The other "running" QB in the playoffs, Russell Wilson, was tied with Manning at 10.

    Is being a running quarterback really that much more dangerous than being a pocket passer?
    Kaep I am not sure about but I would bet my right testicle RGKnee doesn't spend 5 years in the NFL as an elite and or starting QB.

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    It isn't just number of hits that they take, its where they take them and in what situation. A QB in the pocket who sees the hit coming and does that awkward turtle looking hunch they do in order to minimize the impact is a lot less likely to get hurt then a QB running out of the pocket who doesn't see that safety coming and takes one in his legs while they are both moving at full speed.

    Of course you can be good at avoiding the contact regardless like Kaep seems to be, but all it takes is that one hit when by the nature of your play style you are opening yourself up to more vicious and varied hits then the average pocket bound QB.

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    http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorysta...ualified=false


    All things being equal (Offensive line) a scrambling QB will get hit less than any QB regardless of OL, your running QB's get hit the most next then pocket passers. That is all things being equal, now when you take into account situations and try to break it down your running QB's seem to inflate the numbers to where you say hey look Stafford was hit just as much as RG3! Then you realize that Stafford threw the ball more than anyone else and that OL was fucking horrible, meanwhile RG3 a running QB with an awesome fucking line that a rookie 6th round draft pick set the Redskins all time rushing yards record.

    It's hard to just look at the stats and point to one example and just look at number of hits and come to the conclusion that running QB's get hit just as often as pocket passers. It's a good discussion and one that I believe running QB's with good OL's inflate their number of hits and scrambling QB's with shit OL's drastically reduce the amount of hits. A good examples is Rothlesburger and Romo, both horrible fucking lines last year that I doubt even the stupidest of people would contest that yet they rank 23rd and 16th in QB hits. Look at Peyton Manning, a pocket passer if there ever was a pocket passer, he is the definition of NOT a mobile QB was hit the fewest.

    http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorysta...ualified=false

    Good rushing teams have good OL's, Washington has a better line than Denver (Denvers is good) but if you just consider them equal which is a bit of a stretch imo RG3 got hit way more than Manning. RG3 being a running QB inflated the number of hits he took, now you can argue style and each QB is different sure, maybe he Kaep will be the running QB that defies the odds and will be a scrambler/runner like Randall Cunningham and manage to stick around for a while but I am positive RG3 is not that QB, dude has 2 ACL 1 LCL in one knee and 1 ACL surgery on the other. RG3 has one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel.

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    It's definitely true that not all running QBs are the same either. A guy that tries to be a hero on busted plays like RG3 or Mike Vick seems much more likely to get hurt than someone who runs smart and knows when to slide or get out of bounds. Size matters as well, Kaepernick has like 20 lbs on the other running QBs except for Cam Newton who has 15 pounds on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Famm View Post
    Well, I guess I can't mock Dallas too much after all. Harbaugh cancelled practice today and took the team to Gettysburg for a lesson in civil war history....
    Worked for these guys.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BurnemWizfyre View Post
    meanwhile RG3 a running QB with an awesome fucking line that a rookie 6th round draft pick set the Redskins all time rushing yards record.
    Washington has a good offensive line all the sudden? They were ranked #27 in 2011 and added no one in the offseason. They were ranked #16 for 2012. This is more a case of having a good scheme for the QB and RB that allows the offensive line to look better than it really is. Believe me, that line is mediocre at best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elurin View Post
    Washington has a good offensive line all the sudden? They were ranked #27 in 2011 and added no one in the offseason. They were ranked #16 for 2012. This is more a case of having a good scheme for the QB and RB that allows the offensive line to look better than it really is. Believe me, that line is mediocre at best.
    Not to mention the golden luck our line had starting the same 5 guys for 16 of the 17 games. Basically zero chance that happens again, expect regression.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    Worked for these guys.
    I was about to say they could have just watched the scene from remember the titans and saved themselves a lot of trouble, but you beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disp View Post
    It was Man0 for sure.
    Pretty sure the quote was some of the guys the Cowboys cut in 2007/2008 could start on other teams, not about the Cowboys backups.

    Specificially it was about Danny Amendola and Matt Moore - two guys they tried to stash on the practice squad in 2008? and have gone on to be pretty good.

    Still wish we had Matt Moore as a backup.
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    Hmm. Tarell Brown, the 49ers best CB just lost a $2mil. workout bonus because he didn't participate in the team's offseason program. Now his salary drops to $925,000 for the year. Weird thing is he's not holding out, and showed up to training camp day 1.

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    Matt Moore sure did get fucked. Honestly, the guy seems to be on a talent level similar to Bradford. But because of crappy timing is now backing up friggin Tannehill! Although, apparently he just resigned for 2 years, $8M this offseason. So I guess he's got that going for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disp View Post
    Hmm. Tarell Brown, the 49ers best CB just lost a $2mil. workout bonus because he didn't participate in the team's offseason program. Now his salary drops to $925,000 for the year. Weird thing is he's not holding out, and showed up to training camp day 1.
    Yeah, no clue what that was all about. The last thing we need is to be weaker in an area we were already fairly weak in last year.

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