Stop dodging us Lumie. Tell us what the aliens told you.
Please enlighten us Lumie. Apparently your lizard story was full of bullshit.
Stop dodging us Lumie. Tell us what the aliens told you.
Clearly, Jesus came back and chased off the space lizards.
However, due to our lack of faith and religious purity (Dirty Muslims/Atheists/Hindus/etc), Jesus did not have enough strength to defeat them entirely, so there is now a second, covert war being raged in the shadows. Heck, maybe a third secret war.
I don't think Lumie made the move over here did he?
Ask him if he can cure cancer, if he says yes, it's Lumie.
I missed that. Lumie has a way to cure cancer?
How could you have missed that? haha Yeah he really claimed this.
Given the fact he adheres pretty much exactly to the party line, the explanation is going to be thus:
''The Beginning of the End Times wasn't literal'' ie. the destruction of the planet began UNBEKNOWNST to us through an event hidden by world media or as yet undetected. Like, say, the birth of the Antichrist.
"The calculations were off." There are men who have been in the doomsday prophesy business for 40+ years who watch their predicted dates come and go. It's just a question of them plugging a different set of numbers in here and there in their batshit Bible studies and numerology to come up with another date- Usually conveniently placed with enough forewarning so that books are published in time.
Or, if Lumie really wants to stick with his usual shtick, ''You guys are all ignorant fucking fucks." Maybe we're all sitting in the Lake of Fire and just don't know it.
There was one youtube video claiming that depending on your 'vibration' you'd end up in a different potential future, so those with a shitty 'vibration' (aka assholes I assume) end up in a shitty future with the antichrist and the apocalypse and what not, those with a 'good' vibration end up in some utopia, and the rest just go on as normal. I thought that was a pretty loltastic way of getting around it, though they never explained why 2/3 of the population haven't dissapeared from whichever shitty dimension I'm stuck in.
" I wonder if you are destined to be forgotten. Will your life fade in the shadow of greater beings?"
no, he's still stuck in the same universe as us.
he's gotta be like 3000% rustled
Heh, I saw that post last night and first thing I thought of was "yup, that's Lumie."
Lumie is too busy figuring out what that thing was in that video of the West, Texas explosion that came from the left side of the video through the smoke just a split second before the explosion to respond to this thread.
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"Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom."
Lumie is Suineg who is also a made up persona. That is all.
You people are just retarded. Obviously the world ended and you just don't know it yet. Use your eyes. Anyone with half a brain would have realized this already.
Maybe Tarrant's just been deleting all his threads.
Please start a 'Where are the deleted thread, Tarrant' thread. This thread is for calling out Lumie's failures.
They're both failures. You could give me my first legitimate infraction though bro.
I popped my infraction cherry on Godric in the GoT thread. Felt good.
Who saved the gif from FoH of the guy opening the door and seeing a post by Lumie and then... spasming. Or whatever. It's a scene from some 70s B movie I thought.
Hah. I made that .gif. It was Italian Spiderman. It may be lost forever!
I'm sure Erronius has it saved somewhere. Dude has everything.
delete this por favor
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Lumie was already hedging his bets early in 2012, saying that the world wouldn't end immediately, the end times would just start around then, a bunch of events would happen but they might be hidden by the powers that be or media or whatever, so on and so forth. Like I've said before, it's well studied that idiots in doomsday cults often have their beliefs and faith reinforced by prophecies not coming true. Sad but true. I have no doubt that Lumie's gonna keep on keepin' on.
He hedged it but he did say it'd be obvious to all of us that something is going on.
It's pretty obvious something is going on, guys. I'm 99.9% sure that something is happening right now. Something. Somewhere. At all times.
Mod now must make it Luminati's avatar.
Lumie needs to not be allowed to post until he answers this thread.
Obviously the Mayans didn't account for The Doctor, if you had half a fucking brain you'd realize this!
Fuck yeah! Lumie's back! I haven't been this happy since my one night stand's baby came out brown!
'response' is suddenly a verb. Response me, A12.
Honestly, this thread should be moved to the Rickshaw and Lumie put on indefinite Rickshaw Rehab until he answers it.
What in the world would make you guys want to shut down a goldmine? You guys ask for his shit, you beg for his shit, you are addicted to his shit, and yet you want to ban his shit.
I don't want to ban him. I want him to answer for why we're still around. I sold everything I fucking own because of him!
I want him banished to the rickshaw so idiots will stop arguing with him in other threads, thinking they're "owning him" or something. I can win most arguments with an 8 year old with Downs Syndrome, but you don't see me exercising that skill with pride. "Ohhhh we got you now! You're cornered! Hahahahaha we win." You want his answer? Google "why didn't the world end in 2012," find a survivalist board, read their answers. His answer will be one of them.
Yesterday I won an argument with a baby. It was awesome. Totally owned him
Do not feed the troll, etc.. I guess op/guys in this thread must be new to the internet.
Not everything on the internet is true - Abraham Lincoln
Doesn't Lumie live in Atlantic City? I'm pretty sure I threatened him and said I'd come down to Atlantic City to fight him if he'd agree to it.
He didn't. /coolstorybro
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Confirmed lumie was not donating xboxes
I like how he says how "little time" we have left...over four years ago. Oh, Lumie!
It's both sad and amusing that he believes that shit with all of his heart, and there's so many people like him that think we're unique and special snowflakes, and that our time/era/generation is any different than the thousands before it, or the thousands to come after it.
lumie will be raptured tonight. you've all been fooled.
Why hasn't Lumie posted in this thread yet? Surely he has an explanation. The government is using the High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program in Alaska to bounce mind control beams off the moon and make everyone think its 6 months earlier than it really is, or some such.
If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you. Israel controls the world wide media and they spin everything to their needs to always make them look like the defender and not the aggressor like they truly are. Israel works for the antichrist and they are not even real Jews from Biblical Israel. And between the fact that the Bible has never been wrong about any prophecy, you've also got the Mayan calender ending soon which was given to them by a God that is closely related to Jesus and were told it would be the "last sunrise".
So I wouldn't exactly call people who think the world is going to end, nuts, especially since it's going to be the greatest thing to ever happen to Earth because the elect will be saved and will go to a literal Paradise for eternity. And all this time I bet all you thought there was, was this physical existance.
https://forums.darkfallonline.com/sh...=1#post4120227Originally Posted by Loomy
Originally Posted by Loomy
Sometimes I wonder if Lumie just got tired of trying to defend pyramid lasers, Mayan calenders and lizard alien Angels and just stopped altogether. I'm sure he still moves around and reads various threads, and probably talks to a few of the members here, but he did make a noticeable move away from the conspiracy threads while back on FOH and hasn't graced us with his presence since.
He (or someone) graced us with his presence last week in the marathon thread (I think). Something about us all being fucking idiots.
i hope is him
if he isn't, whoever is pretending should "die like the fucking idiot he is"/quote
Lumies first onscreen interview;
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It's easy to make fun of him until you realize he clearly has some psychological disorder and will likely end up killing himself...
fuckin' lizards, man.
The irony would be that he got banned by Jews for informing everyone that Jews control the media.
Over in the League of Legends thread, Lumie reached Diamond rank, pretty impressive.
His account name is AreURdyForTheEnd.
Didn't he make a thread about singing trees? I can't remember the point, but I think they were tied to curing cancer
That wasn't Lumie. I don't remember that person's name, but I think that person was just trolling. Lumie is the real deal.
EQ, he is an Iksar Shaman.
Draegan sold us out to MMORPG.com
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Should have known...
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