shit happens all the time bro, price you pay for sticking your dick in the crazy
co-worker was always so miserable so one day i asked what was wrong he said having a kid sucks, so i went on to ask figuring there was just some normal problem, but i guess turns out hes so miserable because he has a kid with some chick who he dated and hates because thier relationship was shit and she lied to him while they were dating about being on the pill, turns out she wasnt and boom shes preggo after they break up.
felt real bad for the guy, as i dont really want kids, dont hate em nothing like that just dont really wanna nutt up and have kids the world we live in sucks etc.
shit happens all the time bro, price you pay for sticking your dick in the crazy
Leave and fight for custody
Last edited by TecKnoe; 02-16-2013 at 02:21 AM.
My wife got pregnant while on the pill. That shit happens. If you aren't wrapping up, that shit is just as much your fault as it is her's.
Now we gotta get someone to do the math of sex 3 times a day for about an average of 20-30 years, then 1-2 times a day for however else long my dick lives till..
Basically i need to know if within my life-span its gonna cost me more on condoms or a kid, I DO not wanna be that 0.1% like you if the pill is not enough i need to know mathematics.
1. Buy in bulk from Amazon.
2. Make her take it in the mouth.
3. If you live in a city maybe you can get them for free someplace; heard of it, never seen it.
4. Make her take it in the ass.
5. Get your shit snipped and don't tell her, when she decides she wants kids you two can fuck like hell with no worries: if she gets pregnant you know it's not yours.
Last edited by Ben; 02-16-2013 at 03:15 AM.
condoms are cheaper than a kid by a couple orders of magnitude
That said, if you hate condoms, you should at least pull out, or get her on long term birth control like an IUD.
I heard somewhere IUDs are punchering bitches bladders. Think there is also birth control that is injected under the skin in the form of little rods good for 3 years.
But if she is good at remembering the pill, stay on that.
Last edited by Ben; 02-16-2013 at 03:25 AM.
God doesn't play dice bro. If your woman becomes pregnant while taking the pill she either forgot to take it or did not take it on purpose.
Unless your woman is on something like a iud or the arm implant, stick to condoms or the very least pulling out.
Last edited by Big Phoenix; 02-16-2013 at 03:32 AM.
1. Go bank sperm.
2. Get snipped.
3. Nut in as many bitches as you want, it aint yours.
Would not have sex without a condom unless I was prepared to be tied to that woman the rest of my life via a kid. Not going to leave the responsibility of prevention up to someone else when the consequences are going to have such a huge impact on my life.
Well if you find out about it before she has the kid you have three options. Kick, punch, or trip.
I wrapped up and pulled out on chics I don't want getting preggers. Its the dudes own fault.
If my gf/wife did that to me I would man the fuck up and start collecting Star Wars toys again under the guise of being a good father.
Still waiting on male birth control, they have been sayin it was ready for medical trials YEARS ago. Budweiser probably has the labels waiting for it sitting in a file somewhere
wiki'ing shows it to be about 13k a year which is about 24k in our case for two kids. Still 50k is on the pretty expensive side of things.
Depends on whether you are middle class, upper middle class or rich. But that goes without saying.
What doesn't go without saying though is if you want to give your kid the best chance in life, then you're talking about private schooling; and that, with its multiplicity of new demands may double the the basic costs.
By the way, if you can afford the sacrifice, there is a very good chance private school will be worth it.
Last edited by Chanur; 02-16-2013 at 07:22 PM.
Some women say that the actual farther of their child, is not good enough to be the farther of her child: completely blows my mind.
hello - egg - sperm - a child only gets one farther.
Case in point Sarah Palin's daughter.
As far as birth control failures, they're higher than you think. However, due to the timing of fertility vs sex the incidence of pregnancy given proper birth control use is somewhat lower than stated.
Last edited by Captain Suave; 02-16-2013 at 10:55 PM.
This is why my raw dog hero exploits are all one night stands + assumed name.
This problem can pretty much be entirely avoided by not sticking your dick in the crazy.
There's pretty much no guarantee that you won't wind up pregnant short of not fucking. It's part of the game. If you would consider it an absolute disaster to get a particular woman pregnant, you probably shouldn't fuck her. Even having the tubes tied fails sometimes. Of course if she's on birth control and you're wearing a condom AND pulling out, your chances are pretty low, but nature finds a way.
Your co-worker was stringing along a woman he hates for the sex and now he's paying the price. If she lied about the pill in order to trap you then congratulations, you got fucking trapped. Enjoy parenthood and do your best not to fuck the kid up too much for the good of society.
Last edited by BrutulTM; 02-17-2013 at 03:25 PM.
Why nut in a bitch if you aren't prepared to accept the consequences? We all know bitches lie.
http://www.vasectomy-information.com...nalisation.htmAll birth control methods have a risk of failure, but vasectomy is the most reliable of all the methods available. According to the UK national sterilisation guidelines (2004), the failure rate of vasectomy should be quoted as approximately 1 in 2000 (0.05%) after clearance has been given.1 Therefore the chances of a vasectomy spontaneously reversing itself are actually very rare. According to Harvard Medical School, "Vasectomy can reverse itself, but it is a very rare event. It develops in only about .025% or one in 4,000 vasectomies".2
It should be appreciated that as late recanalization is in fact very rare, the research into it's exact causes is limited by the small number of subjects being available at the time any particular study is being undertaken. Very often the published literature is in the form of individual case histories, as opposed to larger studies.
Tell your friend to go on one of those day time talk shows and have them pay for DNA testing!
Cry like a little bitch in the men's rights reddit.
I saw someone say giving their kid the best shit in life and said private schooling, that shit is laughable and a huge waste of money. My dad has been paying for my sister to goto a private school since she started school, she is now 16. Shit is no different than public schools when it comes to the other students, its actually a little worse because majority of the kids there have rich parents, so parties and drug use is a lot worse there than in a public school. And unless youre living in the hood, the teaching isnt going to be much better either. Doesnt help that the little shits are someone of the most self entitled little fucks youll ever meet, they dont know shit outside of asking their parents for money.
Side note - everytime I hear someone say the words "prego" or "preggers" I get this big picture in my head of Trex's nose screaming "OMG TOTES!!!!!"
I find it insanely immature and immediately judge the speaker as such. *shrug*
Side note - every time I hear fat people say basically anything I get this big picture in my head of their greasy sausage fingers shoveling fried dough into their mouth and chasing it with ranch dressing while ripping farts that could peel paint off walls.
I find it insanely disgusting and immediately judge the speaker as such. I don't type out emotes. That's another thing you and Camerous have in common.
That's why I say "she's pregs" or "she got fucked fat".
It is our responsibility as its native speakers to keep the idioms of our language classy.
Sticking the dick in the crazy without the crazy protection sheath has consequences welcome to life.
I don't know what a kid costs but $50k a year is clearly nonsense. I have a friend with 5 kids and I would be shocked if he makes over $80K and his wife doesn't work. They don't have a lot of cash but they own a home, two cars, keep all the kids dressed, go on vacations, etc.
She was taking it for almost a year when the "happy event" went down. She had been on antibiotics, but that was two months prior to the event. So the answer is we don't know and probably never will know why it failed. But she took it every nigh before bed, without fail, at about 10 pm. Like I said and have mentioned in the contextually appropriate threads, she had some serious medical issues and was not fucking around with the risks that getting pregnant again would bring. She doesn't drink or smoke. She wasn't working out at the time, so it wasn't over-exertion, although I have read that is a thing. She wasn't taking any other medication at the time other than the occasional advil for headaches and excedrine for migraines. We're at a loss and so was the OB about why it happened. But like her ob said, this does happen, so click it or ticket.
I know a guy whose new wife decided that she wanted a baby without consultation and stopped taking the pill as a surprise to her husband. He was tempted to leave her but decided against it for whatever reason.
Even on the pill, all it takes it some antibiotics to make the pill useless. Most people don't read the long receipt they get with their medicine, but it could save you from having a kiddo.
If you are poor or middle class, and your kid is very smart, and a hard worker, and a sociable person, and is willing to obey his parents, and his parents are willing to spend the time with him or her motivating and providing encouragement for years.
Then, successful graduation opens the following doors:
High profile University acceptance offers; Post-graduation job offers; access to referances that actually opens employment doors (the rich and /or well-connected parents of your class-mates, or friends of those, or almer maters of the school); friends or acquaintances who are actually rich and connected, who are willing to point a fellow schoolmate in the right job direction(class-mates, or parents of classmates); job opportunities your kid would otherwise not even know about. This effect can last up to ten years post graduation.
If your kid doesnt go to private school, then those options (and therefore doors of opportunity) are much less likely to appear. Even when those opportunities appear and are unrelated to the above described contacts, the name and reputation of the private school gets your foot into the door.
The name and reputation of the public school may actually close said door.
If your kid is stupid, lazy, and disobedient, then you are right in saying it is a useless impoverishing enterprise to send them to private school.
Iron Maiden had a tune about just such a malady:
Btw go to a planned parenthood (haven't read the whole thread yet) But they used to give condoms for free. I used to go there and get bag fulls at a time.
I worked with two men that this happened to--one married her and has been happily married for about 20 years, and the other one turned into a giant dickhead and makes his ex-girlfriend's & his daughter's life as difficult as he possibly can. Funny how it brings out either the best or worst in a person.
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