It's vehicular warfare!
5 was great so I'm in for this one
Poor 69' mustang in the videos screen grab :-( busting up a nice classic! ahah
these movies are always fun...
and.... aint the one chick dead?! wtf
lol wtf how many times are they gonna rez angry wifebeater in movies? i swear michelle rodriguez has died and come back from the dead in more movies/tv shows than any other actor in hollywood. movie looks fun.
Loved this whole series! Even gay for tokyo drift, dont judge!
Another shitty car movie..shocker.
"Sorry I tried to spit roast your mom."
This looks retarded, I know there was a prior instance in San Diego I believe where a guy got his hands on an M48 Patton but the thought that someone is going to be jacking an M1A1 and going joyriding is pretty ridiculous.
Here's an example of a good car movie. Learn from it.
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movie looks awesome, rock looks fucking bizarre again
And I believe this movie is going to be utter shit.
With Paul Walker's phenomenal acting skills that's impossible.
Fast and the Furious movies are made for teen boys that think this shit is the best thing evar. I'll see it for free, no way I'd pay.
edit- I just went and watched the preview. Wow- bad. It's like Transformers bad, and that is hard to accomplish.
Yes, drive was an awesome movie. I hope many F&F faggots where trolled into seeing it by the poster and name.
Fast and the Furious movies are great. Where else can you find a good car movie these days? Drive was great but not the same type of movie. FFS are people really saying they have a hard time suspending disbelief for these movies? Great movies are the most ludicrus.
Everything about Fast and the Furious is absurd, relax and watch cool cars do cool shit.
anyone who didn't enjoy F5 is way too far up their own ass for their own good. the movie is a giant inside joke, and everyone who gets the joke is laughing at the morons who cry shit like"SO RETARDED" "WOW! SO GAY". yes, it's way over the top and cheesy and homoerotic, that's what's great about it. trust us, you're not the first person to figure out stealing a giant safe by tying it to two supercars and driving it through the streets is a ridiculous concept. F5 got a 78% on rotten tomatoes for fuck's sake, even critics are in the joke now. if you don't enjoy these movies, you either aren't in on the joke, or don't have a dick. those are the only two possibilities.
Looks like Han is back
I enjoyed FF5 but kinda forgot it was supposed to be a movie about cars.
Finally caught the extended trailer. I enjoyed the hell out of F5 and I'm gay for the Rock so I'm sure I'll enjoy the hell out of this too.
Paul Walker is gonna play 47 in the reboot of Hitman, thats even worse casting than Olyphant.
That just sounds like a terrible idea.
1-3 car porn dogshit
4+ entertaining action movies that parody the originals
Saw 5 for the first time yesterday. It was stupid, badass, and awesome. The only part I have trouble getting over for whatever reason is watching Rock and Vin go toe to toe when the Rock is a foot taller and 50+ pounds. All good though, I just cracked up every time Vin's punch launched the Rock backwards. The movie sure started on the right foot too with the ridiculous rescue scene. I knew I was in for a good ride when the reporter said there were zero fatalities despite the bus being a death trap of twisting scrap metal.
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saw a-team, enjoyed a-team. no need for a sequel. they said everything they needed to say. it was fun that they updated one of my childhood favorites. move on to something else.
I'll rage pretty hard if we never get an A-Team sequel.
I really liked Fast 5, definitely looking forward to the 6th.
Michael Bay with cars minus the aliens 6!
I love this series. These are today what the Lethal Weapon buddy movies were in the 80s and 90s. Incredibly fun if you go to enjoy yourself but incredibly stupid if you try and be a geek about it.
Keep 'em coming.
150% on Rotten Tomatoes incoming.
Seriously...this looks awesome.
lol holy shit, just in that trailer the Abrams on its own racked up a massive body count. poor michelle rodriguez, they need to put her in something else besides wife beaters and she needs to fucking smile a few times. maybe she wouldnt be doomed to playing 1 dimensional bit roles for her entire career if she did.
I loved Fast 5. Its a "What if we suspend the laws of physics and make a car movie" kind of fun. Will watch 6 and enjoy it.
trailer No Ludacris Afro, I am dissapoint.
People I know who crewed on LOST said Michelle Rodriguez is a total cunt (it's one of the reasons they killed her off the show). Her butch dyke GF was fugly as hell too.
I feel old, I graduated high school when F&F1 came out
Started lol'ing pretty hard at 'ride or die'... lost my shit at 'we talking vehicular warfare'. Can't wait for this
How many jimmies can you rustle if you see this opening day and treat it as a slap stick comedy? I know when I saw 2012 I lol'd pretty hard in the theater at non comedic times and probably pissed a few people off.
when twister came out in the theater my dad and i went to go see it opening weekend. in the opening scene the farmer dad is holding on to the handle of the storm cellar door and the tornado sucks the door and him holding onto the handle up into the sky. i looked over at my dad and he looked at me and we both broke into loud ass laughter while the rest of the theater was in dead silence, one of the best times at the movies.
This series is great. The Original is legendary cult status on car forums. "Get the parts over nighted from Japan," cars with 15 gears, floor pans falling out from NOS on a unibody Eclipse, Granny Shifting. That movie was gold.
I just watched the first 30-45 of Fast 5. Vin's alpha male shit is so douchey. I honestly think Paul Walker is more believable as a badass than Vinny.
^ I went to some noob art show a couple of weeks ago. One retard was there. I felt so bad for him. Fucking short, enormously fat, had a mohawk, and was wearing a wolverine shirt. But it wasn't a t-shirt. It was one of those kinda silky material shirts and it was a full color, front and back, wolverine. His art was fucking draw with markers, of like some faggy little characters on basically index cards.
I just want to see Gina Carano beat up Michelle Rodriguez. It will be a Expendables women version preview.
Vin Diesel could beat The Rock. The Rock is a pussy roid head, while my main man Vin is clearly all-natural. Real strength.
Fast & Furious?more like Explosions & Steroids
A war is coming, I've seen it in my dreams. Fires sweeping over the Earth, bodies in the streets, cities turned to dust... retaliation.
Hollywood is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until everything you love is dead.
I was having a bad day so I watched the extended trailer and now feel great.
read it, its cool. but its really not a spoiler that ruins anything. people watch these films for fast cars, hot chicks and bromances. that spoiler only enhances it. these arent mysteries.
Michael Clarke Duncan was billed at 6'5". I'm more inclined to believe that.
But yes I believe the Rock would own him, especially after his roid trip for Pain and Gain.
The Rock says, you roody poo candy asses better know your role and shut your mouth!
that stubby fucker is wearing spice girls platforms or standing on a box, all of hollywood is short little bastards.
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DiCaprio is 6' even, maybe a bit shorter. He TOWERS over people in Django, Titanic, etc...
There's a reason why French Stewart from 3rd Rock from the Sun played a hulking bad-ass marine in Stargate next to Kurt Russell. All 105lbs of him.
Ok, I don't believe that height chart for a minute. Well shit, I don't know. Javier Bardem, I Google'ed and saw that he claims 6', but then a lot of sources said 5'8". I, just, wow. I'm fucking 5'10" or so. Damn man!
Thats why when you meet famous people its almost always a letdown. The only celeb I ever met who was what I expected was lemmie kilmeister. I expected him to be a big tall biker looking badass. And I wasnt disapponted.
bad movie is just fucking bad, and everyone on TV looks huge ronnie from jersey shore is like 5'2 youd never know though.
^ yeah, the Rock would fold any of those other guys in half.
The Rock would own everyone in that pic.
Besides that, I like most of the F&F movies, they are fun shit to watch. I like that they took it in another direction though, it opens it up a lot more than the straight up street racing stuff they used for the first 4.
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