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    Yoga Hosers - Kevin Smith shitfest


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    Yeah, No..

    I guess his whole family is starring in his movies now.

    Fukin Stoner.
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    Man I love most of Kevin Smiths films. I grew up where he grew up. It's not that I want another Clerks, I just want a good movie. I only cracked a smile at one joke.

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    For all his professed love of Canada, he doesn't really have any idea how we speak. Sophmore... really? It's Grade 10, not Sophmore, not even Tenth Grade, we refer to our school grade like our RPG character levels.

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    That's the whole joke ,right? I'm sure Scott was like put in as much shit to trigger Canadians as possible

    I never thought I would see the day where Kevin Smith was the guy who made movies to fill space while you wait for better movies, but he has become that direct to dvd dude for a decade now.
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    That is how First Blood was drawn though. Do we want John Rambo roaming through the forest of our forums killing the police?

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    I think Kevin's inability to make a big box office success has driven him to make bad movies just so he doesn't feel insecure when they don't do well/bomb. I listen to some of his podcasts and he's never taken it well when his stuff doesn't do as well as expected. After Zack and Miri he had a meltdown and from there it's just been downhill for any bit of quality.
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    Meh, I like most of his movies so I will see this one to.

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    Tusk is pretty great. The big reveal occurs right as your about to walk away from the movie because you hate the main character so much.

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    I didn't know Zack and Miri was a Kevin Smith movie. I remember that movie being pretty good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex View Post
    I didn't know Zack and Miri was a Kevin Smith movie. I remember that movie being pretty good.
    Yeah that movie is funny as fuck. I generally like his movies as well. They're all dialogue driven with plot being entirely a secondary concern for the most part. This looks pretty bad, but I bet there's plenty of funny dialogue in it.

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    Looks terribad. Tomatometer at 25% already:

    Yoga Hosers(2016) - Rotten Tomatoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astral Projection View Post
    Looks terribad. Tomatometer at 25% already:

    Yoga Hosers(2016) - Rotten Tomatoes
    That's certainly not a good sign.

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    I've enjoyed pretty much everything he has done but Tusk was so boring and just awful. I had to force myself to to finish it. I enjoyed Red State until the ending.
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    Tusk was great. Three of us in the theater but we all were laughing pretty hard at the ridiculousness. This movie looks like garbage though.

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    Outside of the fact that I've never liked any Kevin Smith movies, what demographic is this movie even targeted for? It's got just enough for everyone to hate

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    what demographic is this movie even targeted for?
    Stoners....
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    Regardless of what he's doing with his Canadian horror trilogy he is finding success with television and after his Flash episode they are letting him do more in the next season along with bringing back Buckaroo Bonzai with Peter Weller and a new Mallrats tv series. Would like to see him stick to podcasting and television as it seems his movie ideas are sort of drying up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croetec View Post
    Regardless of what he's doing with his Canadian horror trilogy he is finding success with television and after his Flash episode they are letting him do more in the next season along with bringing back Buckaroo Bonzai with Peter Weller and a new Mallrats tv series. Would like to see him stick to podcasting and television as it seems his movie ideas are sort of drying up.
    I don't see how Mallrats works these days. That movie was brilliant, but it chronicled the lives of teens in an era before cell phones and the Internet. There are no mallrats anymore and I don't think kids or teens these days would even get the concept.

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    This dude's been riding his Clerks reputation for far too long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidDeath View Post
    I don't see how Mallrats works these days. That movie was brilliant, but it chronicled the lives of teens in an era before cell phones and the Internet. There are no mallrats anymore and I don't think kids or teens these days would even get the concept.
    Fat Shannon Doherty, Fat Jason Lee, Fat Jeremy London running around a mall sounds good to me!

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    From what he said on Hollywood Babbleon podcast was that it would be in the same mall but a comic con would be going on and he did confirm Jason Lee is back for it.

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    Yeah ,but which Jason Lee? Brody, or that cock sucking faggot Banky.

    Or maybe both. ;} Man, that movie is going to suck. Just leave it alone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Column View Post
    Yeah ,but which Jason Lee? Brody, or that cock sucking faggot Banky.

    Or maybe both. ;} Man, that movie is going to suck. Just leave it alone...
    Of course both. Fat Affleck makes a cameo and dried up husk Joey Lorie Adams runs a lesbian fuck toy shop in the mall. It's gold!


    Picklefucker Jason Lee can own the mall! Tour de force of top Jason Lee acting!
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    On a whim I googled Joey Adams to see how she aged. I had no idea she is almost 50
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    this movie looks like lazy shit. why did he think making the 2 stars of the film insufferable twats would make me want to see this? is that supposed to be adorable?

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    So much. Nein. It's almost. Ten. *sigh*

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    So if I hear Jason Mewes comes in at the mid point and runs a one man train on the two girls, giving out high fives while giving out dutch rudders and double dutch rudders, I may change my mind about seeing this movie

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    This looks worse than Ghostbusters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanoomba View Post
    This looks worse than Ghostbusters.
    Thats a very bold statement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Croetec View Post
    From what he said on Hollywood Babbleon podcast was that it would be in the same mall but a comic con would be going on and he did confirm Jason Lee is back for it.
    That's not true. The same mall was knocked down a few years ago. Instead, he's doing it at the Exton Mall in Pennsylvania. I believe it's a mall that closed down, but he rented the space for Mall Rats 2 just to make it easier. He was also giving every podcast listener a chance to become an unpaid extra by having them appear Comic Con goers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarpolis View Post
    That's not true. The same mall was knocked down a few years ago. Instead, he's doing it at the Exton Mall in Pennsylvania. I believe it's a mall that closed down, but he rented the space for Mall Rats 2 just to make it easier. He was also giving every podcast listener a chance to become an unpaid extra by having them appear Comic Con goers.
    the dirt mall on 1&9 is also gone. no 3 nipple fortune tellers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astr0Chuk View Post
    the dirt mall on 1&9 is also gone. no 3 nipple fortune tellers
    Oh buddy the thing about 3 nipple fortune tellers is that they can be anywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by radditsu View Post
    Oh buddy the thing about 3 nipple fortune tellers is that they can be anywhere.
    this is true. full disclosure i loved priscilla barnes from three's company so when i got mall rats on VHS i became very familiar with that scene. i think i wore out the pause button on my vcr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanoomba View Post
    This looks worse than Ghostbusters.
    I laughed.

    This really does look like shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tanoomba View Post
    This looks worse than Ghostbusters.
    FU buddy, Ghost Busters is one of my favorite movies of all time. Harold Ramis was the man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Furious View Post
    FU buddy, Ghost Busters is one of my favorite movies of all time. Harold Ramis was the man.
    yes he was and thats why this reboot happened only after his passing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astr0Chuk View Post
    this movie looks like lazy shit. why did he think making the 2 stars of the film insufferable twats would make me want to see this? is that supposed to be adorable?
    I hate the way this movie looks too. If you want to be fair about it though Clerks was about 2 insufferable twats. 1.5 if you count Dante just being a whiny bitch instead of a insufferable twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zastlyn View Post
    I hate the way this movie looks too. If you want to be fair about it though Clerks was about 2 insufferable twats. 1.5 if you count Dante just being a whiny bitch instead of a insufferable twat.
    im trying to defend those guys, but you're kind of right. dante was a whiny bitch and randal was just a blatant asshole, even when i was watching that movie the first time i wanted to kick his ass and we're the same age. but at least i could relate to those guys and their situation. they also had jay & silent bob in there to mock them.

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    Clerks 2 with that lame jesus freak employee was pretty good.
    I laughed at how they were making fun of Lord of the Rings vs. maybe Starwars. I don't remember exactly the argument, but watching him mock walk, take off a ring and throw it down, shrug and walk away. It was pretty funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Furious View Post
    FU buddy, Ghost Busters is one of my favorite movies of all time. Harold Ramis was the man.
    I meant the new Ghostbusters. The original is beyond reproach.

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    Oh, here's that clip I was talking about.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xarpolis View Post
    Oh, here's that clip I was talking about.

    That movie has so many great scenes, racial slurs, ABC dance, its all good.

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