This thread is now about funny names for wifi
Last edited by Pagan; 04-03-2016 at 03:23 PM.
Mine has been Chris Hansen for about the last 10 years. I am pretty sure its humorous aspect escapes 99% of my neighbors.
I don't broadcast my WIFI name
Originally Posted by Noodleface
A while ago, we lived next to someone that named their wifi WWJD. But they had password protected it. So we named ours "Jesus Would Share His Internet". Not that funny, but now that we've moved away, it's a great conversation piece for new guests.
We password protected ours too.
All my SSIDs have always been Gooney Goo Goo n, counting up with each new router. Currently on Gooney Goo Goo 7.
My SSID and password have been the same since college. I've had former college roommates visit my pad and the WiFi network was still remembered on their phone/computer.
Mine is pretty generic, but I set my password to my phone number. So when friends visit and they ask the pw, its already stored in their phone contacts.
I should clarify, my wifi password is my cell phone number. Not my house line number tied to the ISP.
The standard one it comes with, no password either. For someone to use it they would have to be at my house/garage which would be a big tip off.
Surveillance Van is a classic, let's see what else..
Pretty Fly for a Wifi
Tell My Wifi Love Here
or you could just Bel-Air everyone:
Mine is "It Burns when IP"
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Playstation Network ID - LostVirtue
"FUCK YOU WHOLEFOODS"
I live across the street from wholefoods.
I know ppl see my SSID and try to connect, cuz i just sat in the dining area and i see hipsters look puzzled then show thier phone to the other hipster they're eating with. WHY the fuck do ppl eat at wholefoods?
I just name mine after my pets so my friends can figure out which one is mine w/o asking. e.g. Fluffy's Wifi Hotspot.
My brother was recently living in an apartment complex where the neighbors would get in screaming matches at all hours of the day/night, so he was constantly changing his WiFi name to something related to whatever they had been fighting about recently. One of his favorites was around breakfast time they got into a huge fight over their van, which was apparently missing, somehow. They knew it wasn't stolen but had no idea where it actually was or which one of them lost it so a huge fight ensued. My brother's wifi was "Where's The Van?!" for quite a while after that.
While traveling I always changed the wifi tether on my phone to something horribly obscene so that in airports or buses people would see it. Incredibly juvenile and probably some rule about it, but it made me laugh.
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Oh and sorta fuck Tuco too.
An airport is a great location for an obscene WiFi name. So many targets.
A fun one in airports is to set your phone as a wifi hotspot, name it "Free Wifi" and then password it.
I once saw ""Naked hooker pizza party" as a WiFi network name. Kinda ruled imo.
Last edited by Mist; 05-24-2016 at 12:49 AM.
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Mine is "Sofpidarf."
Which I find very amusing! For more information, just youtube it. NEVER GIVE UP THE GATES!
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