But then something magical and beautiful happened, all those 4s looked around and realized that they had each other. They no longer felt the crippling need for outside attention. They became metaphorical lesbians and just sat around scissoring each other and being happy. And it was wonderful for everyone just like when real lesbians scissor.
Or maybe I'm talking out of my ass. I just started typing and then blacked out and woke up here at the end.